Mr. Bitters quotes from Big Time Rush

Ah, here come our future karate champs. GO TEAM!! [giggling until the karate kids punch the sign] NO KARATE IN THE LOBBY!"

Carlos

[to his camera] Okay. Logan, Bitters and I are gonna sleep out here in the lobby to try to catch the ghost.

Logan

There are no ghosts.

Logan

Dude!

Hear that? It was the ghost.

Carlos

[turns back around to the camera] Bitters just ripped one.

Do you want to come, to make sure that nothing's going on?

Kendall

No. I trust you. (she walks away) ...I trust her...right?

I wouldn't, 'cause that guy is wayyyyy better looking than you.

What's going on here? I want answers NOW.

I'm not telling you... I'm bound by Lord Prankerton's code of silence.

I'll give you priority command of reservations and VIP parking.

It was all Kendall's fault! He's the Lord High King and he forced us all into a prank war! And they'll keep pranking until only one is left. (Bitters shoves him, making him set off a whoopee cushion. He stands up and takes it) ...You pranked me. I'm out!

Nobody messes up my Palm Woods, and nobody messes with me. (takes off his glasses and puts on sunglasses)

Merry Christmas Mr. Bitters!

What is all this?

Katie

It's Christmas, with friends.

I don't know what to say.

Say "Merry Christmas."

(with emotion) MERRY CHRISTMAS!!