Kendall What are you doing?
James Looking for four-leaf clovers. What are you doing?
Kendall Setting up another date with Jo. Hey, nothing can go wrong when you play horseshoes, right?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
James Give me that horseshoe!
Kendall No, it's for my date with Jo!
Freight Train is squeezing us!
This is our big present?
We knocked Jordin Sparks down a well!
Nobody panic! I'm sure that Jordin is fine. [takes a coin out] I wish that Jordin is okay. [throws the coin down the well]
OW!
KJKendall and Jordin
[from the well] It's not what it looks like!
In light of recent skunky events, I have decided...NOT to kill you. (the boys sigh) HOWEVER! You blatantly disregarded my orders to stay away from Jordin Sparks. And proved, once again, you are BAD...LUCK...RUSH!!!
Gustavo...they're not bad luck. They're good luck.
Um, they knocked you down a well.
Yeah, but if I hadn't fallen down the well, I would have never figured out the song.
They helped you figure out the song?
Yeah! It's not a solo...it's a duet.
(laughs) Duet? Duet...with Big Time Rush. That is the most-greatest idea I've ever had.
It's 95 degrees out, WHY is Bitters the only one in the pool? [Bitters waves to them]
TTyler
Hey guys! Check out the sign.
[reading the sign near the pool] Adult swim? No kids allowed?!?!
That's just plain rude!
No, no no no no. You guys are reading it wrong! [he pulls out a marker] It says, "Adult swim? No, kids allowed!" [he uses the marker to change it to that. Everyone else jumps into the pool]
CUT, cut! Will somebody please tell me why James is ORANGE?!?!?!?!
Actually, I'm...mangerine.
How come all your friends got Hollywood fever, and you didn't?
Because HE has a normal brain, and his friends have the brain of a cricket.
We think he might have Hollywood Fever. (Kelly looks worried)
(to Kelly) You, don't panic. (to James) You, STOP BEING ORANGE!!! (he tries to take the cans of mangerine spray out of James' hands as he sprays them, which he eventually does. His jacket has mangerine splattered on it) A-HA!
(James pulls out two more cans of mangerine spray, sprays himself with them, and runs out of the room)
Well, that didn't work. Let's try this. (he throws the cans on the floor) Fix your FRIEND, or I will FIRE him, and REPLACE him, with someone...who's not...ORANGE!!!!!!!
[a whole bunch of people approach Kendall, who is wearing sunglasses and has two water guns]
[chuckles] Looks like you guys beat the heat. [they look at him. He runs]
Yo, Gustav! I want a solo on the next album or record.
JJennifers
And, his new name is Jennifer!
Okay, maybe not that, but the band's name is now Carlos and the Rush.
We must divide and conquer! Kendall, you take Bongo Boy and drum some sense into him. Kelly, you go find Carlos and remind him that he's NOT A JENNIFER!!!!! And I am getting a shrink for James.
Why are you looking at each other and saying things twice?
Knock knock.
EEveryone
Who's there?
Orange.
EEveryone
Orange who?
Orange you glad I brought enough Mangerine Action Tan Spray for EVERYBODY!!!
[everyone screams and runs out of the office]
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