Jordin quotes from Big Time Rush

Carlos

We've been in L.A. for six months. When are we going to meet some totally hot and cool celebrity like Jordin Sparks?

Excuse me? I'm looking for Mr. Bitters?

[start getting up and look at the magazine cover then at Jordin Sparks]

Kendall

We knocked Jordin Sparks down a well!

Carlos

Nobody panic! I'm sure that Jordin is fine. [takes a coin out] I wish that Jordin is okay. [throws the coin down the well]

OW!

[from the well] It's not what it looks like!

Gustavo

In light of recent skunky events, I have decided...NOT to kill you. (the boys sigh) HOWEVER! You blatantly disregarded my orders to stay away from Jordin Sparks. And proved, once again, you are BAD...LUCK...RUSH!!!

Gustavo...they're not bad luck. They're good luck.

Kelly

Um, they knocked you down a well.

Yeah, but if I hadn't fallen down the well, I would have never figured out the song.

Gustavo

They helped you figure out the song?

Yeah! It's not a solo...it's a duet.

Gustavo

(laughs) Duet? Duet...with Big Time Rush. That is the most-greatest idea I've ever had.