James quotes from Big Time Rush

(in a squirrel voice) Come on Gustavo! It's Christmas!

(in a squirrel voice You can wear your PJs!

James

(in a squirrel voice) Do it for Fiji wiji!

(in a squirrel voice) You can do it Gustavo!

Snoop Dogg

(turns off the squirrel voice) And I need to get to my grandma's house.

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(The third song is finished)

GGriffin

Well...Grandma may not like it, but I...love it! (the others cheer. Kelly hands him a disk which he then hands to his executive) Upload this immediately so kids can enjoy a big time Christmas all around the world. And I...will enjoy big time profits.

Snoop Dogg

I had fun, boys, but I GOT to get to my Grandmama's!

BThe boys

And we gotta get to Minnesota!

Kelly

Well you can all make your flights if you leave RIGHT NOW.

(holds up suitcases) HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

RUN!

RUN!

Snoop Dogg

RUN!

James

RUN!

RUN!

AAll

RUN!!

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[at the beginning of the episode]

Dogs. You've come a long way, but you have a longer way to go...before you go multi-platinum, and start selling out 50,000 seat stadiums. [to James] James is still too self centered, and only cares about himself.

James

James and I still disagree. [looks in a mirror]

QUIET, you two! [goes to Carlos] Carlos still lacks direction.

[turning away from Gustavo] I do not!

Turn around.

[spins around and still not facing Gustavo]

[goes to Logan] Logan still lacks swagger.

Yes but if you ever need a color pencil, who are you gonna call? [gives Gustavo a color pencil]

[breaks the color pencil]

[screams]

[goes to Kendall] And Kendall needs to stop talking back to me after everything I say.

And Gustavo needs to tak-

Don't say it! Not one...more...word.

[turns to Logan, Carlos and James who are shaking their heads]

Good.

Chill pill.

[his face turns tense and becomes angry]

Kelly

[puts on earphones]

[steam comes out of his ears]

JCJames and Carlos

Steam.

That's a new one.

Run.

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James

[wearing a lab coat and glasses] If Logan is going to steal my swagger then I'll steal his smart brain....stuff things. [starts writing a really long equation]

Camille

Well?

James

Yeah, here's the problem: I'm not bright.

Camille

Then what's all that?

James

I think it's a recipe for toast.

[dancing past James and Camille with other kids]

James

[becomes depressed again and somehow ends up changing clothes]

Camille

[looks at James and becomes shocked]

James

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?! [falls to the ground]

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[puts on the sunglasses]

James

Feeling woozy. [falls on the floor]

[takes off the glasses] Okay! No shades.

James

[stands back up]

CKCarols and Kendall

[raises Logan's arm the one holding the glasses so he can put it on smirking]

James

[falls on the floor] STOP THAT!

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James

All aboard the Malibu Beach Party Party Bus!

You said "party" twice.

James

...You bet I did.

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James

Aren't they the ones who fight a lot?

S1Songwriter 1

The song's called "Wings of a Dove"! [kicks Songwriter 2]

S2Songwriter 2

No, it's called "Love From Above" [punches Songwriter 1]

S1Songwriter 1

It needs more guitar!! [whacks the other songwriter with the acoustic guitar]

S2Songwriter 2

You need your morning coffee!!!

EEveryone

OH!!

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James

OH they're sassy, we're not good with sassy.

OH! WE ARE VERY GOOD WITH SASSY!!

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Dogs, I'm glad you're here. Sit down.

James

(whispers) This is not look good.

I have something I have to say to all of you. I love both bands at this table but I will not go through what I went through back into 90's. now, Kat's Crew is extremely talented and dance and sing amazingly. But, the dogs have always stuck by me. And I have to do the same and stick with them. no matter how stupid they are.

BTBig Time Rush

Yes! (Big Time Rush wins and Kat's Crew loses)

Kelly

You girls are great and somebody is going to make you stars. Just not here on Rocque Records.

KKat

Come on, crew. Let's roll. (Kat's Crew leaves)

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James

HOW COULD WE LOSE A COW?!