James quotes from Big Time Rush

James

Not even a smile!

Logan

I really thought the puppet show would work.

Carlos

I liked it.

Logan

Thanks. At least somebody appreciates my ART!

James

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Carlos

Another puppet show?

James

No...

Logan

Oh...

Your plan was stupid.

James

You're stupid!

See, this is why I broke up with him!

James

Ah, you!

James

Although, she is beautiful, and I would make an AMAZING prince.

Logan

Ok, Stop it, STOP IT NOW!

Kendall

Gustavo, we both know that I'm wearing a tie. [the boys all point at Kendall's tie] And we also know that Griffin wants a song from Big Time Rush, tomorrow.

James

And we're Big Time Rush. Which means, where's my hair salon!?

Logan

What do we want?!

James

An ice cream sundae bar, a personal hair salon, a petting zoo, brunch with Wayne Gretzky, a hot tub, a second hot tub- You know what, we need a shorter chant!

Logan

(Opens his mouth to respond, when he notices James' sign. Which says, "Hi, I'm James") Have you been holding that sign the whole time?

James

Uh, yeah.

Logan

What does that have to do with striking?

James

Uh, I'm striking.

Gustavo

I say, we try setting five.

James

I don't like setting number five.

Logan

I cant believe Gustavo beat us when we held all the cards.

Carlos

AND NOW WE'RE NOT GONNA SING ON OUR SECOND ALBUM! (Breaks a table)

Kendall

Awww, NOW you get all muscle-y!

Carlos

You know I can't control it!

James

We won't be there; but he will.

Kelly

How does he do that?

Kendall

We're not sure.

Logan

So Bandana Man is going to defeat Hawk and his hawkmen all by himself?

James

No. The Super Tastic Super Six will.

Carlos

Who's the Super Tastic Super Six?

James

I'm looking at them.

Gustavo

So you want us to disguise ourselves as superheroes, pull a surprise raid at Hawk Records, and take our hard drive back by force?

James

Does anybody have a better idea? [everybody raised their hands] I didn't think so.

Kelly

Okay. [throwing sink] This is everything we got in the studio. [tiredly]

Kendall

I can't believe we're doing this.

James

Supertastic Super Six, suit up!

Logan

You said "super" twice.

James

You bet I did.

Kendall

Fine! Walk out on a lifetime of friendship because of one bad week.

Carlos

I smell speech!

Logan

*sniffs* I hate that smell.

James

I hate you!

Kendall

Who's place is this!?

James

Does it matter?

Kendall

It might!

James

Here's what matters, moving out of the crib and into here was my best move ever! I clap and things happen (James claps) (Music turns on)(Kendall looks weirdly around in questionable face) (Kendall grabs for candy and James slaps Kendall's hand out of the way) ANDDD i don't have to share my hard candies with anyone!(takes a candy and eats it awkwardly)

Kendall

ANDD you have no friends here.

James

Wrong again. (Takes senior alert thing out of his pocket and presses the blue button)

Senior Alert is everything ok?

James

Oh yeah everything is good today, How about you?

Oh uhhhhh I'm good, uhh thanks. (James presses blue button)

Kendall

ok... oK! I don't know why we're fighting so much. We've been friends forever, and we have a MAYBE world tour coming up so could you please just apologize to Carlos so he can apologize to Logan, AND DON'T SAY ONLY IF LOGAN APOLOGIZES TO YOU FIRST!

Kendall

(walks backwards out of the apartment) I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT!!! ughhhh.

Kendall

Yeaaah. We can beat NSYNC's record.

James

Yes, but not by reading word pages.

Logan

They're called books, James, and they are the answers to everything.

Kendall

Lucy is the love of your life?

James

Well, she's smart and hot, so yeah!

James

So you don't wanna go out with Kendall either?

Lucy

Let's just say, KENDALL IS UNDIBSED!

James

Well, glad there's no more confusion.

Kendall

(to James) Is it dusty out here?

James

(confused) No.