James quotes from Big Time Rush

James

Let's do this! (holds up three bandanas)

We're not wearing bandanas.

James

BANDANAS ARE COOL!

James

I love being a part of the RCM/CBT Global Net/Sanyoid Family... but I hate their hair dryers.

Gustavo

CUT! Just say what's on the card!

James

And what? They've completely ignored ionized technology.

Gustavo

You have said NOTHING I can use for the last 2 hours!

James

(Stalling Gustavo and talking extremely slow)) and in no way am I purposely stalling you.

Gustavo

Where did you get that banana?

James

Waffle? No thanks, I already ate!

Logan

You locked him in the supply closet?!

James

No...banana man did. (holds up a banana)

This is a total lease violation! (sees the swirly slide) ...Man. Nice swirly slide. (to the boys) I want all of you out of here...TOMORROW!

Kelly

How 'bout I add another grand to your "making it happen" fee? (takes a check and gives it to Bitters)

Have a Palm Woods day!

James

Yo, WayneWayne. I'm --

Wasting your time-time.

Logan

WayneWayne is a total fraud.

James

He wants to kick Kendall out of the band. (Kendall raises his arms)

Gustavo

Really? I bet on Logan.

Logan

(laughs) Well you would have LOST.

Kendall

And we're not gonna fight over girls anymore, right?

Right!

Kendall

We're gonna be CIVILIZED, and only go after girls we meet ALONE and not together. Agreed?

Agreed! [Rachel shows up in front of them]

Hey, I just arrived at the Palmwoods. Can you tell me where the gym is?

Katie

(sighs) It's past the pool and to the right.

Great. Thanks. [as she walks off, the boys stare at her walking off]

Kendall

She's mine! [they all fight trying to reach her]

Kendall

Hey, hey hey. We are NOT toast! What's the one thing we've learned since we got in L.A.?

James

That black is the new black.

Logan

If you drink cold milk on a hot day, you DIIIIIIIE.

Carlos

That every time you leave your house, your toys come alive.

Mercedes

Look, I know we haven't all dated that long, but I just wanted to come back to say... (sighs) I'm sorry.

James

Yeah, you should be sorry! How could you pick THEM over ME?

Mercedes

Because, I never date anyone prettier than me.

James

(turns to the boys) I'm better now.

Kendall

Okay, so we do put a little wear and tear on things from time to time.

James

But that's showbiz! Right?

Gustavo

WRONG. And it's time you take responsibility for your actions. By paying me back...my TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!!!!!

Kendall

James, you don't come?

James

No, I'd rather get a job that doesnt involve work.

Logan

(turns to Kendall) Go!

James

"Are you the new face of Cuda?"

You bet you are. Look at yourself. Who's handsomer than you?

James

No one.

Who's got more style than you?

James

No one!

Who's smarter than you?

James

Well, lots of people. But that has nothing to do with being a model!

Katie

Sounds like somebody needs a manager, and I only charge 40% for all your earnings.

Tell her it's 50/50 or we walk.

Katie

Deal. Now, we need new headshots, new clothes, a personal stylist, and...you have got to stop talking to a mirror!

Hey! What are you doing? Take the job.

James

And model an ELBOW?!

Not just an elbow. THE elbow. They could have chosen any elbow in the world, but they chose the best. And I want to go back to the pool!

James

...It is pretty good.

You bet it is. Now, let's rock this joint!

Be sure to buff out the rims. I want them to shine like a pirate's boot.

Kendall

(while he and the boys are washing a car) Not the pool, but...it's wet.

James

(throws a wet rag at Kendall furiously)

Kendall

(freezes and looks at James)

(reading a magazine and on the back is a photo from James' job)

(in the tone of the theme song but lower) Oh, uh, oh ah, oh...

James

(skips into the recording room) OH! It's a fruit smoothie and it's mine, all mine! (smiles)

Kendall

(smiles, than knocks the smoothie onto the recording equipment on accident)

James

My lucky comb. (buzz)

Carlos

Yes! (buzz) No. (buzz) Maybe... (buzz)

Logan

Anti-disestablishmen-terianism. (buzz)

Kendall

Apatosaurus?! (buzz)

James

Golden shoes. (buzz)

Logan

Cheese sticks. (buzz)

James

(shouts) I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE! (buzz)

Logan

(crying, with Carlos holding him) I was seven, I didn't know what I was doing! (buzz) (after two more buzzes) Would you stop it?!

Carlos

(after four more buzzes) Violence! (buzz)

Carlos! Violence is NEVER the answer! The correct answer is seven. (Carlos gets irritated and punches his legs)

Okay, according to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly more advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs.

Carlos

Hey! We like hot dogs too!