Mercedes quotes from Big Time Rush

Mercedes

Look, I know we haven't all dated that long, but I just wanted to come back to say... (sighs) I'm sorry.

James

Yeah, you should be sorry! How could you pick THEM over ME?

Mercedes

Because, I never date anyone prettier than me.

James

(turns to the boys) I'm better now.

Mercedes

...It's my fault, Daddy. I lied to them, and I made them be my boyfriends, and then I ate terrible cookies, and then I cried, and then I helped them chimpnap Lolo, and...I love you!

Is that true? Because she lies. A lot.

So what do you say, Lolo? Do you like Big Time Rush? [everyone looks at Lolo, who, after about ten seconds, makes a fart noise.] Ooooooh, the fart noise. Sorry boys, Vampirah wins.

Mercedes

Lolo's wrong, daddy! The vampire fad has one, two years left, max. These guys' songs have infectious melodies, classic pop hooks, and Big Time Rush will crush the 6- to 16-year-old demographic, which is your core music-buying base.

Wow. Lolo, I'm transferring you to missile defense. Mercedes, you're my new hit-predicting adviser, and this way, we'll get to spend more time together. Big Time Rush wins! [everyone cheers, and Lolo somersaults while being held] Anything else for my princess?

Mercedes

Well, I never really got a chance to date Logan. [Logan panics]

Logan, you're Mercedes' new boyfriend. [Logan pushes James in front of him]