Connie quotes from Big Mouth

Connie

If you need me, I'll be in the bubble bath watching Dr. Drew Pinsky. He looks like a sexy turtle.

Connie

Now stick your pinky in his little toffee-colored tushy!

Connie

Let's get Chick-fil-A and not tell anybody.

Connie

Ugh, I cannot deal with this nerd. I'm gonna lie down and watch The Great British Bake Off. They're so nice to each other.

Connie

Oh, shit, my golf balls! Dammit!

Connie

Hello, my tasty little tortellini.

Connie

Don't leave me with Shitshow Shannon!

Jessi

Why do you smell so good?

Connie

Because I don't wear deodorant and I only take bubble baths.

Connie

The kid's a little weirdo.

Jessi

Yeah, he's nuts!

Connie

And you like him! Why you like a little weirdo?

Jessi

I don't know! Ugh, what is wrong with me?

Connie

You're gonna be one of those weak women who goes for bad guys with stupid brains and garbage dicks!

Jessi

What if I get caught?

Connie

That's what makes it so exciting! Like screwing a stranger at a minor league baseball game.

Jessi

Shannon, Shannon, Shannon. What are you going to buy me today?

Connie

Why not just take what we want and save that money for Bonnaroo tickets?

Connie

Don't you have a hobby or something?

Shame Wizard

Well, as a matter of fact, I collect vintage Nazi dildos.

Maurice

This fucking guy. He figured out a way to ruin dildos.

Shame Wizard

It seems you've been replaced with a better model, not unlike how latex replaced ivory as the material of choice in the dildo industry.

Jessi

What is he talking about?

Connie

Ignore him. He's just trying to sell us Nazi dildos.

Shame Wizard

Oh, no no no no, I assure you, ladies, they are not for sale.