Lola quotes from Big Mouth

Lola

Stop trying to make out with me, you lesbo! You're not my mom!

Lola

Look, Andrew! I'm Quidditch!

Lola

I thought you were a good guy like Dr. Phil, but you're a bad guy like Dr. Oz!

Oh my God, what are you, like, her mom?

Lola

Yeah, are you gonna, like, divorce her dad and then marry some guy who lives in another state and then sometimes your daughter has to, like, Uber to school because it's cheaper for you to fly back on a Tuesday, or like what?

Jessi

Look, you should all calm down. We already live in a society that fixates on the female form in a psychologically decimating way to many young women.

Lola

Boo, feminism! I am NOT with her.

Jessi

Okay, well, anyway --

Lola

MAGA MAGA MAGA!

Jessi

I heard somewhere that nobody likes their boobs.

Missy

I like my boobs.

Lola

What boobs? You're flatter than the Earth.

Missy

Actually, the Earth is not flat.

Lola

Tell my pastor that.