Why do you smell so good?
Because I don't wear deodorant and I only take bubble baths.
So, have you heard from Jessie since the kiss?
Yeah. I mean, I sent her a text that said "hey" and she sent me a video of a dog dressed like a fisherman.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
I guess she likes you.
Yeah, I think so. I mean, the dog had a hat and a raincoat, tiny fishing pole.
No, I've seen it.
It's like fun and playful but also...
But you don't send it lightly.
I'm still figuring out what I want to send back.
Oh oh oh. Tell him to send a dick pic. Girls love that. Especially when it comes out of nowhere with like zero context.
You don't know what's in that backpack. I bet it's filled to the brim with dildos.
Hey, Andrew, do you want to play Travel Scrabble?
Oh, she wants it so bad.
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