“Steve the Virgin” quotes from Big Mouth

Steve, do you ever get lonely?

Coach Steve

Of course not. I remain lonely.

Jessi

Shannon, Shannon, Shannon. What are you going to buy me today?

Connie

Why not just take what we want and save that money for Bonnaroo tickets?

Jay

I guess I'm pissed because you're kind of like my friend, and for some weird reason, I don't want my friends to fuck my mom. Does that make me gay?

Lola

Look, Andrew! I'm Quidditch!

And for my son, a glass of cotton candy brandy. Wait, how old are you, Jay?

Jay

That's a great question, mom. I'm thirteen.

Oh, okay.

Jay

Party wolf!