Nick quotes from Big Mouth

Nick

This might be controversial, but I'm gonna come out as pro-boobs.

Nick

Are you the Puberty Fairy?

Maurice

The FUCK did you just call me?

Nick

The Puberty Fairy?

Maurice

Puberty Fairy? I'm the Hormone Monster! I'm not a fairy. I mean, sure, I fuck around with dudes, but I'm not a fairy.

Andrew

So, have you heard from Jessie since the kiss?

Nick

Yeah. I mean, I sent her a text that said "hey" and she sent me a video of a dog dressed like a fisherman.

Andrew

Oh my God.

Nick

Yeah.

Andrew

I guess she likes you.

Nick

Yeah, I think so. I mean, the dog had a hat and a raincoat, tiny fishing pole.

Andrew

No, I've seen it.

Nick

It's like fun and playful but also...

Andrew

But you don't send it lightly.

Nick

I'm still figuring out what I want to send back.

Maurice

Oh oh oh. Tell him to send a dick pic. Girls love that. Especially when it comes out of nowhere with like zero context.

Jay

Okay, how about this: we'll say Jessi puts peanut butter on her dog's dick and licks it off. Yum yum yum.

Nick

Aren't you supposed to put the peanut butter on your own dick?

Jay

Oh, wow. That would feel way better.

Jay

Everything I know, I owe to my brothers.

Nick

Where are Val and Kurt?

Jay

Oh, man. They're at some bitchin' high school party tonight. They made me trim their pubes before they left because they are out there swingin' dicks and bonin' chicks.

Nick

I think I'm gonna talk to Gina at lunch.

Andrew

What? You're gonna talk to her? Do you want to borrow the cardigan I carry around to cover my boners?

Nick

If you guys take me to ice cream, I will give blowjobs to everyone.

Jay

All right. Let's do this.

Jessi

Jay!

Jay

What? A blowjob's a blowjob. Don't be gay.