The guy makes me laugh, he's like Tracy Morgan. I don't know if he knows he's funny, but he's fuckin' funny.
The kid's a little weirdo.
Yeah, he's nuts!
And you like him! Why you like a little weirdo?
I don't know! Ugh, what is wrong with me?
You're gonna be one of those weak women who goes for bad guys with stupid brains and garbage dicks!
Let's get Chick-fil-A and not tell anybody.
We talking about eating pussy? Too bad you lost your womb broom.
My womb broom?
Womb broom, your mustache. It's a little term I picked up in the Marines. Semper Fi.
Is that Captain Crunch?
I'd follow that guy to the bottom of the ocean.
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