Shame Wizard quotes from Big Mouth

Connie

Don't you have a hobby or something?

Shame Wizard

Well, as a matter of fact, I collect vintage Nazi dildos.

Maurice

This fucking guy. He figured out a way to ruin dildos.

Shame Wizard

It seems you've been replaced with a better model, not unlike how latex replaced ivory as the material of choice in the dildo industry.

Jessi

What is he talking about?

Connie

Ignore him. He's just trying to sell us Nazi dildos.

Shame Wizard

Oh, no no no no, I assure you, ladies, they are not for sale.

Shame Wizard

You truly are an enigma.

Coach Steve

You're not supposed to say that word anymore.

Shame Wizard

You can call me Shane Lizard. That's what my friends call me.

Andrew

You're friends with Coach Steve?

Shame Wizard

Isn't everybody?