Ugh, I cannot deal with this nerd. I'm gonna lie down and watch The Great British Bake Off. They're so nice to each other.
If you guys take me to ice cream, I will give blowjobs to everyone.
All right. Let's do this.
Jay!
What? A blowjob's a blowjob. Don't be gay.
I thought you were a good guy like Dr. Phil, but you're a bad guy like Dr. Oz!
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