Kelly Taylor quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Kelly

Brandon, don't you think we'd make a great couple?

Brandon

I guess I don't. It's like...I know you too well or something.

Kelly

Well what if we were complete strangers?

Brandon

I'd probably be in love with you.

Kelly

Can't you fake amnesia or something?

Brandon

I don't know it just, it...feels like...you're another sister.

Kelly

That is probably the ugliest thing any guy has ever said to me.

Kelly

Look, it's Captain Hook!

Steve

Isn't that what we used to call you before you got your nose job?

Kelly

Besides, what cute guy is gonna take an acting class?

Brenda

Kelly, can't you ever stop thinking about guys for one second? I mean, there is more to life!

Kelly

Sounds like it's that time of the month.

Brenda

Well, it is. And it isn't, if you know what I mean.

Kelly

What are you talking about?

Brenda

I'm five days late.

Brenda

What color is it supposed to be again?

Kelly

Uh, blue for positive, red for negative.

Brenda

It's green.

Kelly

That's impossible.

Donna

Well, maybe that means twins or something.

Brenda

Donna, that's not funny.

Kelly

Let me see.

Donna

I wanna see.

Kelly

Mmm, it's kind of a pinkish green.

Brenda

Donna, what color does it look like to you?

Donna

Honestly? St. Patrick's Day.

Brenda

I can't believe this. I wait to have sex with the guy that I love, I act responsibly, I take every precaution, and I'm green.

Donna

What's the big deal? I mean, just because David's a geek doesn't mean his dad is.

Kelly

Donna, the avocado doesn't fall far from the tree.

Donna

No, you know, David's not that bad. I kinda got to know him when we did our scene.

Kelly

I don't know, he's always looking at me like I'm naked or something. And now he's fully bragging about this date like it's the two of us going out.

Doesn't that sound fun?

Kelly

No, that sounds totally excruciating.

You're gonna love this place, it's one of my favorite resaurants.

Oh, It's gorgeous.

Kelly

Mom, isn't this the place that gave, uh, Lori food poisoning?

I don't think so.

David

So, Kel, you ever dream this would happen?

Kelly

Not in my wildest, Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Well, Kelly I hope we're not dragging you away from your friends tonight, but Jackie and I thought that having dinner together would be fun.

Kelly

Why?

So that I could get to know David and so that you could get to know Mel.

Kelly

Let me tell you something about Kelly, Mel. To know her is not to love her.

Kelly!

Well, that's not what I hear. Or rather, see, on video.

David

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Kelly

I hardly think that that's possible.

David, your father tells me that you're West Beverly's video historian.

David

Yeah. Something like that.

Kelly

I can hardly turn around anymore without that obnoxious video lens being stuck right in my face.

David

It's nothing personal.

Kelly

No, it's just a little perverted. What do you call those guys, uh, voyeurs or something...

Kelly...

David, I forbid you to commit one more inch of videotape to that gorgeous face.

Kelly

Thank you. I thought I was gonna have to get one of those restraining orders to keep him away from me.

Let's order.

Kelly

Actually, I've lost my appetite.

You'll be missing out, Kelly, really. This restaurant has one of the best chefs in town.

Kelly

Well. I knew there must have been some reason why you dragged us here.

Kelly! That's enough!

How 'bout a drink, to start.

Kelly

A drink? You want my mother to order a drink?

I'll have a mineral water.

Whatever.

Kelly

Because the last thing you do is ask a recovering alcoholic what she wants to drink!

KELLY! Why don't you just shut up?!

Cindy

Well, Kelly, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I mean, true love is kind of like a locomotive, it tends to flatten anything that gets in its way.

Kelly

Tell me about it. I feel like Gumby.

Kelly

Gumby, he's flat.

Kelly

Truce?

David

Sweetheart...this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

Donna

I'll go too.

Brenda

Donna!

Donna

For, uh, the ride.

Kelly

Don't encourage them, alright?

Donna

There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.

Brandon

Like what?

Steve

Yeah, like what?

Donna

Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?

Kelly

Brenda, she said he had a cute scar, what do you think is gonna happen?

Brenda

Kelly, are you gonna do any homework this year?

Brenda

I mean, didn't you guys used to have nightmares about taking your driver's test?

Kelly

God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.

Donna

Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.

Kelly

So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.

Steve

Oh, I can't make it, I'm going to see R.E.M. that night.

Dylan

Oooh with, uh, Christine? Sounds a little continuous.

Kelly

Sounds kind of nauseating if you ask me.

Dylan

Can I say something? I mean, I know the last thing you need right now is another guy telling you what to do or what to think.

Kelly

Go ahead, please.

Dylan

You're blaming yourself for leading that guy on, but I want you to know as a guy it doesn't matter how much of a magnet a girl turns on. A guy always has a choice of not making her do something she doesn't want to do.

Kelly

I didn't make that choice very easy, now did I?

Dylan

Yeah, you did. You said no.

Steve

Where you going?

Kelly

To bed.

Steve

Ok, if you insist, I'll join you.