Scott quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Scott

That is the studliest thing I have ever seen.

Scott

I can't find my locker. Number 1533. This place is huge, like five times as big as junior high!

David

Yeah I know, the steps are even bigger. But the babes...are outrageous.

David

I think it's the blonde hair that gets me the most. I have this incredible urge to just sniff it!

Scott

You better not be recording any of this...

Scott

W-why does this class have to be co-ed?

David

It's much better this way.

Scott

Why?

David

Because when they start talking about sex things with guys around, it gets them in the mood

Consent forms, people. I need them. You need them. They're required.

Scott

My mom's never gonna sign that form

David

Why not?

Scott

She -- She thinks I'll be getting the wrong kind of message at school.

David

Well what kind of message are you getting at home? Your mom has six kids.

Kelly

[talking about Dylan] Brenda, bring him. There's always room for one more cute guy.

David

Did you hear her say 'cute guy'?

Scott

[laughing] She wasn't talking about you!

David

You know, sometimes your negativity is overwhelming.

Steve

Yo, Sam. Sam!

Scott

Me?

Steve

Come here.

Scott

I'm Scott.

Steve

Whatever. What's going on with him and MC Hammer?

Scott

David wants him to play at the prom.

Steve

MC Hammer's not gonna play at any school dance.

Scott

You know that, and I know that, and MC Hammer knows that. But unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell David.

Kelly

[waves to David] David!

David

My God, She's waving at me!

Scott

She must need something.

David

She needs me. She just doesn't know it yet.

Kelly

David, hi, um, listen. I really need you.

David

I can't believe that we're finally free! An entire summer of nothing but beaches and babes.

Scott

For you, maybe. I'll be spending the summer at my grandparents' in Oklahoma.

David

You'll have fun.

Scott

Name one thing fun about Oklahoma.

David

I bet you not one girl there has ever met a California stud before.