Donna Martin quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Donna

Oh, how embarrassing. I am wearing both contacts on the same eye!

Donna

I uh...I had a cigar. I threw up.

Donna

So! Anybody know any good divorce songs?

Donna

Bren, don't be like that, you're a good driver!

Donna

Well, you're improving.

Donna

(about Felice's pro-abstinence speech) If you say kids don't need condoms because they shouldn't be having sex, you're overlooking two important things. One is that a lot of kids are having sex, and the other is that they are kids. It's like, if you have a swimming pool in your backyard, you can tell your children not to go in, you can even put a fence up around it; but if you know they're going to find a way into that water, don't you think you aught to teach those kids how to swim?

Donna

[while watching the video for I Adore Mi Amor] It's the greatest video in the history of videos.

Donna

So I was blitz shopping Melrose yesterday and I see Jockey for her, Calvin Klein for her, BVD for her. Now I don't get it, I mean, I don't see them making Maidenform for him.

Donna

[while she's in the mudbath] This is... soooo... weird.

Donna

Well, maybe somebody else has... the exact same porsche.

Kelly

And I'm sorry I called you pretentious.

Andrea

And I'm sorry I called you gossipy.

Kelly

It's ok. Sometimes I am.

Donna

[When left out of group hug] Well...well I'm sorry for not having more problems! But I plan to.

Brenda

It's weird, I mean, I want to be with Dylan and everything but part of me just wants to get it over with, like I'm the last person who hasn't done it yet.

Kelly

Brenda, you are.

Donna

Oh, you are not. Look, Brenda, you're really gonna like it. Uh, probably. Maybe?

Kelly

Listen, who would you rather be with: Dylan McKay or David Silver?

Donna

Look, Brenda, Dylan's a wonderful guy and you're gonna have a great time.

Kelly

And you brought protection, right? So there is nothing to be worried about.

Brenda

What color is it supposed to be again?

Kelly

Uh, blue for positive, red for negative.

Brenda

It's green.

Kelly

That's impossible.

Donna

Well, maybe that means twins or something.

Brenda

Donna, that's not funny.

Kelly

Let me see.

Donna

I wanna see.

Kelly

Mmm, it's kind of a pinkish green.

Brenda

Donna, what color does it look like to you?

Donna

Honestly? St. Patrick's Day.

Brenda

I can't believe this. I wait to have sex with the guy that I love, I act responsibly, I take every precaution, and I'm green.

Donna

What's the big deal? I mean, just because David's a geek doesn't mean his dad is.

Kelly

Donna, the avocado doesn't fall far from the tree.

Donna

No, you know, David's not that bad. I kinda got to know him when we did our scene.

Kelly

I don't know, he's always looking at me like I'm naked or something. And now he's fully bragging about this date like it's the two of us going out.

Donna

I'll go too.

Brenda

Donna!

Donna

For, uh, the ride.

Kelly

Don't encourage them, alright?

Donna

There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.

Brandon

Like what?

Steve

Yeah, like what?

Donna

Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?