Kelly Taylor quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Donna

Well, if you guys are married then that means you two are brother and sister.

Kelly

...Oh. My. God.

Kelly

You know you can be such a jerk sometimes!

Steve

You wouldn't be laughing if you were failing English.

Donna

Well, I'm gonna ask them what their favorite color is.

Kelly

Their favorite color is badd, of course!

I was thinking you might like a pass, you can come check out the show later on.

Kelly

Oh. No, I couldn't, really.

Aww, come on

Kelly

Well, I have 3 friends. Could I get 4?

Ok, you talked me into it. Come on. I'll get you as many as you need. I got 3 friends too.

Brenda

Dylan invited me to go to Baja with him.

Kelly

And Cindy and Jim are letting you go?

Dylan

She hasn't asked them yet.

Kelly

Oh, well in that case, what videos should we rent?

Brenda

Kelly, they might say yes.

Kelly

Yeah, right.

Brenda

Anyway, if they do, is it okay? I mean, do you mind?

Kelly

Yeah, I mind. I don't see why you'd want to go and spend an incredibly cool and romantic weekend with your boyfriend, when you could stay here in town and be miserable with me.

Brenda

Thanks Kel, I knew you'd understand.

Kelly

Dylan McKay, that's all we ever talk about! Did it ever occur to you that other people have relationships that they take seriously!?

Brenda

How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!

Donna

What's that supposed to mean?

Kelly

That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!

Brenda

Donna, what kind of wedding are you gonna have?

Donna

I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.

Kelly

Bungee jumping?

Donna

Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.

Brenda

Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"

Andrea

Everybody, you remember Jake Thurman, don't ya?

Kelly

Yeah!

Steve

You know the Blaze hasn't been the same since you left.

Yeah.

Andrea

And what am I, chopped liver?

Steve

Yeah!

My water just broke.

David

[looks at his watch] Oh man, I don't know if we can get a plumber this late.

Kelly

You idiot, she's going into labor!

Steve

I bet Jake's glad you're staying in town.

Kelly

I don't know. We might get together some time.

Dylan

Aww, Kelly ...

Kelly

Hey ... I might even get together with you.

Dylan

Really? I might just hold you to that.

Kelly

They're off in Paris having the time of their lives, and we're stuck here ... miserable.

Dylan

To tell you the truth, I'm not that miserable.

Kelly

To tell you the truth, neither am I.

Kelly

I can't just kiss a guy I've had a major crush on my whole life and pretend that it doesn't mean anything. ... I just don't know what.

Dylan

How bout, that we like each other?

Kelly

How bout, we were both feeling lonely and we went a little too far?

Dylan

I don't think you mean that. [he kisses her]

Kelly

So far, we kissed each other in your living room, in my cabana, and we got in the water today.

Dylan

So, what? You're makin' a list? [kisses her] There's another one.

Kelly

You're crazy.

Dylan

Eh, I've been accused of worse.

Dylan

[to Kelly] Brenda thinks we should start seeing other people.

Kelly

So she said. What do you think?

Dylan

I think I should start seeing you.

Brenda

[to Kelly] I can't believe this. I can't believe you would do this to me.

Kelly

Hey, you said Dylan could go out with whoever he wanted.

Brenda

And you said you were my best friend. What a joke!

Dylan

Hey, give it a rest Bren, alright?

Brenda

You know, if you're trying to make me jealous Dylan, it won't work.

Dylan

Hey! You broke up with me, alright? And don't you ever forget it!

Brenda

So, how long has this been going on?

Dylan

Since about 6:30.

Brenda

You know Kelly, if you're trying to lose your bimbo image, I honestly don't think this will help.