Andrea Zuckerman quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Andrea

Look, I feel like a fool for coming but...I don't care, all I know is, I don't want to turn into some deranged axe murderer...or...or worse yet...wake up one morning, ten years from now, and suddenly realize that I totally missed out on high school.

Andrea

If 4 out of 10 marriages end in divorce, and Kelly's mom's been divorced 3 times and David's dad's been divorced once, then they've already beat the odds; between them both they've been divorced 4 times, this marriage is gonna last forever.

Andrea

[during her valedictorian speech] Thank you. Oh, Mr. Meyers, Miss Teasley, uh, fellow graduates, ladies and gentlemen. Uh, today we stand here united as a class. Tomorrow, we go our separate ways as individuals…on our own and individually. We do this to follow paths, unfathomable path, which weave before us. We do so with the certainty... with the certaint that we don't have the faintest idea what we're doing at all…Which could be a very frightening prospect in a world where the… in a world where the boundaries of nations and the balance of nature can change overnight. Except that the years that we have spent at West Beverly have given us the foundation to face the future. But, we haven't just learned facts and figures, logic and reasoning skills, but we have learned the value of friendship— friendship, loyalty, and love— which will not be diminished just because we may not end up together. The memories that we have shared will not go away simply because we do. So even if the future does not always meet our expectations, or the fates are cruel to us at times, no one can ever take this moment from me… From me, from you, from any of us. No one can ever take away this moment in time.

Andrea

Whoever said pregnancy was a blessed event never had morning sickness.

Andrea

To be crazy about Brandon Walsh is not to be nuts.

Kelly

And I'm sorry I called you pretentious.

Andrea

And I'm sorry I called you gossipy.

Kelly

It's ok. Sometimes I am.

Donna

[When left out of group hug] Well...well I'm sorry for not having more problems! But I plan to.

Steve

You know what?

Andrea

Hmm?

Steve

You're pretty cute without your glasses on.

Andrea

[laughs] God! Is that supposed to be some kind of compliment?

Steve

No. This is.

Andrea

Are you, uh, going to the school dance?

Brandon

No, are you?

Andrea

Uh, no.

Brandon

Personally, I hate to dance.

Andrea

You do?

Brandon

Yeah. I always step on people's toes, I have no sense of rhythm, it's awful.

Andrea

So, you probably wouldn't want to go even if someone asked you?

Brandon

I don't know. Would you?

Andrea

Well, I have fundamental ideological problems with teenage social rituals that basically do nothing but exacerbate fears of total insecurity and inferiority over one's appearance while frenetically exploiting, and I must hasten to add, distorting, the feminine ideal. I mean, in an act which reaches it's apogee with the election of the spring queen.

Brandon

Was that a yes or a no?

Andrea

What was the question?

Brenda

Do you know my brother has the exact same shoe size as Paul Newman ?

Andrea

Figures he would.

Andrea

I'm better for her than you are.

Brenda

The hell you are!

Andrea

Brenda...Brenda! That is not how we rehearsed the slap!

Brenda

Oh no?

Andrea

You know damn well it wasn't.

Brenda

Well I guess I just got too involved in my character.

Andrea

That is so lame. There was something else behind that slap and you know it!

Brenda

Sense memory work?

Andrea

Oh. And what is that memory based on?

Brenda

Oh, quick learner. I think you know, Teacher's Pet!

Andrea

This is perfect. I confide in you, share my feelings. Something I never do, and you completely turn on me!

Brenda

Yeah, well who confided in who first?

Andrea

I said I was sorry, Brenda. I had no idea that he was interested in me as anything more than a pupil with stage fright!

Brenda

Yeah well now we know differently, don't we?

Andrea

Look, Brenda. You can't steal something from someone that they don't have in the first place!

Brenda

You know, all school year I listened to you rattling on and on about your feelings for my brother.

Andrea

This has nothing to do with Brandon.

Brenda

You're right. it has to do with you and me.

Andrea

Not anymore.

Andrea

Funny me. I thought what we had was personal.

Look, Andrea, If you were just five years older...

Andrea

If I were just five years older you would still be cheating on your girlfriend!

Andrea

Brandon, why is everybody staring at me, I mean, what's--what's wrong?

Brandon

Didn't you forget something?

Andrea

No, I-- [whispers] Oh my God! I forgot my clothes!

Brandon

Oh, wait, this Saturday I've gotta go dune bugging with Dylan. I can come home early though, if you want.

Andrea

Maybe I should go with you. I might break my neck and then I wouldn't have to deal with this anymore.

Steve

Hi. I'd like to exchange an egg.

You want to exchange an egg. Do you have a receipt?

Steve

No. Do I need a receipt? I mean, is that part of the thing?

It's customary to have a receipt when you want to exchange something.

Andrea

I think we're in the wrong place.

Steve

[To Andrea] No, no, this is all part of the deal, watch. [To cashier] I want to exchange an egg.

Andrea

Look, Steve, let's go.

What's wrong with the egg?

Steve

Nothing!

But you want another.

Steve

No, I don't want another egg, I want information!

Look, I don't know what you kids are on, but I'm calling the police.

Steve

You know, I think we're in the wrong place.

Steve

She's here, she's here!

Brandon

What do I do?

Dylan

Answer the door.

Brandon

What do I say?

Dylan

I hear "hello" is really popular.

Brandon

Hel--lo.

Andrea

Brandon, hi! [laughs]

Brandon

Andrea, what are you doing here?

Steve

[to Dylan] Zuckerman, moonlighting?

Dylan

Nah...