Jackie quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Someday I hope...you can be as proud to have me as a mother, as I am to have you as a daughter.

I can't be everything to everybody!!

Kelly

You don't have to be. But when you are drinking, mom, you are nothing. To nobody.

Doesn't that sound fun?

Kelly

No, that sounds totally excruciating.

You're gonna love this place, it's one of my favorite resaurants.

Oh, It's gorgeous.

Kelly

Mom, isn't this the place that gave, uh, Lori food poisoning?

I don't think so.

David

So, Kel, you ever dream this would happen?

Kelly

Not in my wildest, Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Well, Kelly I hope we're not dragging you away from your friends tonight, but Jackie and I thought that having dinner together would be fun.

Kelly

Why?

So that I could get to know David and so that you could get to know Mel.

Kelly

Let me tell you something about Kelly, Mel. To know her is not to love her.

Kelly!

Well, that's not what I hear. Or rather, see, on video.

David

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Kelly

I hardly think that that's possible.

David, your father tells me that you're West Beverly's video historian.

David

Yeah. Something like that.

Kelly

I can hardly turn around anymore without that obnoxious video lens being stuck right in my face.

David

It's nothing personal.

Kelly

No, it's just a little perverted. What do you call those guys, uh, voyeurs or something...

Kelly...

David, I forbid you to commit one more inch of videotape to that gorgeous face.

Kelly

Thank you. I thought I was gonna have to get one of those restraining orders to keep him away from me.

Let's order.

Kelly

Actually, I've lost my appetite.

You'll be missing out, Kelly, really. This restaurant has one of the best chefs in town.

Kelly

Well. I knew there must have been some reason why you dragged us here.

Kelly! That's enough!

How 'bout a drink, to start.

Kelly

A drink? You want my mother to order a drink?

I'll have a mineral water.

Whatever.

Kelly

Because the last thing you do is ask a recovering alcoholic what she wants to drink!

KELLY! Why don't you just shut up?!

Donna

You guys, come quick!

What?

Donna

It's raining in the living room!

My water just broke.

David

[looks at his watch] Oh man, I don't know if we can get a plumber this late.

Kelly

You idiot, she's going into labor!