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Beverly Hills, 90210 · Season 1, Episode 21

“Spring Dance” quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

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“Spring Dance” · Season 1, Episode 21

In this episode: Brandon Walsh (2), Andrea Zuckerman (2), Kelly Taylor (1)

Are you, uh, going to the school dance?

No, are you?

Uh, no.

Personally, I hate to dance.

You do?

Yeah. I always step on people's toes, I have no sense of rhythm, it's awful.

So, you probably wouldn't want to go even if someone asked you?

I don't know. Would you?

Well, I have fundamental ideological problems with teenage social rituals that basically do nothing but exacerbate fears of total insecurity and inferiority over one's appearance while frenetically exploiting, and I must hasten to add, distorting, the feminine ideal. I mean, in an act which reaches it's apogee with the election of the spring queen.

Was that a yes or a no?

What was the question?

Brandon, don't you think we'd make a great couple?

I guess I don't. It's like...I know you too well or something.

Well what if we were complete strangers?

I'd probably be in love with you.

Can't you fake amnesia or something?

I don't know it just, it...feels like...you're another sister.

That is probably the ugliest thing any guy has ever said to me.

Look, I feel like a fool for coming but...I don't care, all I know is, I don't want to turn into some deranged axe murderer...or...or worse yet...wake up one morning, ten years from now, and suddenly realize that I totally missed out on high school.

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