David Silver quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

David

Yo West Beverly, my name is Dave

David

Yo, West Beverly this is DJ Dave

Scott

I can't find my locker. Number 1533. This place is huge, like five times as big as junior high!

David

Yeah I know, the steps are even bigger. But the babes...are outrageous.

David

I think it's the blonde hair that gets me the most. I have this incredible urge to just sniff it!

Scott

You better not be recording any of this...

Scott

W-why does this class have to be co-ed?

David

It's much better this way.

Scott

Why?

David

Because when they start talking about sex things with guys around, it gets them in the mood

Consent forms, people. I need them. You need them. They're required.

Scott

My mom's never gonna sign that form

David

Why not?

Scott

She -- She thinks I'll be getting the wrong kind of message at school.

David

Well what kind of message are you getting at home? Your mom has six kids.

Kelly

[talking about Dylan] Brenda, bring him. There's always room for one more cute guy.

David

Did you hear her say 'cute guy'?

Scott

[laughing] She wasn't talking about you!

David

You know, sometimes your negativity is overwhelming.

My name's Tuesday.

David

Tuesday? My favorite day of the week.

Kelly

[waves to David] David!

David

My God, She's waving at me!

Scott

She must need something.

David

She needs me. She just doesn't know it yet.

Kelly

David, hi, um, listen. I really need you.

David

I can't believe that we're finally free! An entire summer of nothing but beaches and babes.

Scott

For you, maybe. I'll be spending the summer at my grandparents' in Oklahoma.

David

You'll have fun.

Scott

Name one thing fun about Oklahoma.

David

I bet you not one girl there has ever met a California stud before.

Big Dave, are you gonna light that thing or what?

David

Are you kidding, it could stunt my growth!

Steve

Too late.

You're gonna love this place, it's one of my favorite resaurants.

Oh, It's gorgeous.

Kelly

Mom, isn't this the place that gave, uh, Lori food poisoning?

I don't think so.

David

So, Kel, you ever dream this would happen?

Kelly

Not in my wildest, Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Well, Kelly I hope we're not dragging you away from your friends tonight, but Jackie and I thought that having dinner together would be fun.

Kelly

Why?

So that I could get to know David and so that you could get to know Mel.

Kelly

Let me tell you something about Kelly, Mel. To know her is not to love her.

Kelly!

Well, that's not what I hear. Or rather, see, on video.

David

Dad, you're embarrassing me.

Kelly

I hardly think that that's possible.

David, your father tells me that you're West Beverly's video historian.

David

Yeah. Something like that.

Kelly

I can hardly turn around anymore without that obnoxious video lens being stuck right in my face.

David

It's nothing personal.

Kelly

No, it's just a little perverted. What do you call those guys, uh, voyeurs or something...

Kelly...

David, I forbid you to commit one more inch of videotape to that gorgeous face.

Kelly

Thank you. I thought I was gonna have to get one of those restraining orders to keep him away from me.

Let's order.

Kelly

Actually, I've lost my appetite.

You'll be missing out, Kelly, really. This restaurant has one of the best chefs in town.

Kelly

Well. I knew there must have been some reason why you dragged us here.

Kelly! That's enough!

How 'bout a drink, to start.

Kelly

A drink? You want my mother to order a drink?

I'll have a mineral water.

Whatever.

Kelly

Because the last thing you do is ask a recovering alcoholic what she wants to drink!

KELLY! Why don't you just shut up?!

Kelly

Truce?

David

Sweetheart...this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.

What did I say, and why are you making me do this in front of a bunch of strangers?

Why not? You're as much a stranger to me as they are!

David

[holding video camera] I'm sorry, could you guys get a little bit closer together? I can't seem to get you both in the shot.

Do you mind?!

[to Andrea] Excuse me. [to Allison] Ally, honey, at the risk of sounding like a sexist pig, I have to ask, is it that time of the month?

Brandon

This is David, Donna, and Dylan.

David

You can just call us the three D's!