Brandon Walsh quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Brandon

First day of school. Strange city, new house, no friends...I'm psyched!

Brandon

Oh no, this isn't about my mommy and daddy, it's about you and your sugar daddy!

Brandon

I just don't wanna scrape you off a telephone pole today, it's this thing I got against it.

Brandon

Well, well, welly-well, well.

Brandon

Donna, gum is not food.

Brandon

I even called Ripley's, and they don't believe it either!

Brandon

Kissers aren't made, they're born.

Brandon

[to Steve] Admit that you're a horse's ass.

Brandon

I mean, she knew everything about me.

Brenda

Even how you used to eat Mom's makeup?

Brandon

Nice house, man.

Steve

This is nothing. You should have seen where I used to live before my parents got divorced.

Brandon

When was that?

Steve

Which time?

Brandon

They've divorced each other twice?

Steve

Oh, amongst other things. There have been other marriages mixed in, other kids, other houses, you know. What, your parents are still together?

Brandon

Yeah.

Steve

Well look, it's not your fault. You've got to stop blaming yourself.

Brenda

So, who else is in his class anyway?

Brandon

I don't know, uh, Andrea, Donna, Steve Sanders...

Brenda

Dylan McKay?

Brandon

No, he's too smart to take this class.

Brenda

Or too busy chasing blondes?

Brandon

What are you talking about?

Brenda

I just don't understand why every guy's dream girl has to have hair like Daryl Hannah and a body like Kim Basinger.

Brandon

Bren, I'm trying to study here.

Brenda

Well excuse me for living.

Brenda

Dylan says it looks incandescent.

Brandon

My friend Dylan?

Brenda

My friend Dylan.

Brenda

I remember when I was a little girl, and dad went away to this accounting convention. I thought he was gone forever. I cried and cried. And then I wished with my magic star wand, and then he came back. My eyes were so puffy I could barely see him.

Brandon

I wish I had a bag of tricks. But I don't.

Steve

Purple pleasure, a blend of 7 essential ingredients, plus vitamins A, B, C, and T .

Brandon

T?

Tequila!

Kelly

You didn't say this was a date call.

Brandon

It's not. I met her at lunch, she dropped her Latin paper.

Kelly

Who would wanna date a girl who takes Latin?