Cindy Walsh quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Cindy

So Shelley and Paul went to this spa. They spent two days soaking in herbal mud, and ended up completely potatoed.

Cindy

I never knew how many muscles it took to be assertive.

Jim

So, which one is "Keep it Together?"

Cindy

Oh, you know, it's the one about that uh, cute little orphan girl, Flipper.

Brenda

Mom, it's Skipper. And she's not an orphan anymore.

Brenda

Mom, have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?

Cindy

Honey, goes with the territory of being a teenager.

Brenda

Along with hormone hell. Bad driving. Classes that don't relate to life.

Brenda

Mom, these performance-oriented coffeehouses are really happening, I mean I really felt a part of it.

Cindy

Right, is this button crooked?

Jim

No, it's fine

Brenda

And Dad I'm pregnant.

Brenda

Just testing.

Brenda

[to her mother] You told him, didn't you?

Jim

Brenda, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Brenda

Dad, I know that. I just didn't want you getting upset over nothing.

Jim

I'm not upset!

Brenda

Well, why not?

Jim

Because it...could be a million things!

Brenda

Like what?

Jim

I don't know. Maybe it's...well, an ingrown hair.

Brenda

An ingrown hair? On my left breast? I sincerely hope not. You know, Mom, this is why I didn't want you to tell him, this is the kind of explanation Brandon would come up with.

Brandon

What is?

Nothing!

Brandon

Uh huh...

Brenda

Doesn't anyone know any more jokes? Dylan?

Dylan

None that I could tell here.

Cindy

[Answers the phone] Hello?

Jim

Honey, it's the doorbell.

Brenda

You're going to the beach club tonight?

Cindy

One of your father's clients has invited us to join.

Brenda

The Beverly Hills beach club?

Cindy

Mmhmm, they're having a big party to honor prospective members.

Brenda

[to Grandma on phone] Hold on. [to Cindy] The Beverly Hills beach club where Brandon works?

Cindy

Mmhmm, isn't that a hoot?!

Brenda

[to phone] Granny hold on. [to Cindy] Does Brandon know that you're going there tonight?

Cindy

Yeah. Why don't you join us?

Brenda

Oh, no, no, I can't, um...I'm talking to Grandma.

Cindy

Oh, Brenda, would you take this up to Dylan for me, please?

Brenda

Sorry, Mom, it was your idea, I'm not gonna play Nancy Nurse.

Cindy

Brenda!

Brenda

Well, what do you want, Mom? I mean, first you and Dad tell me not to sleep with him and then you tuck him in the next bedroom?

Brenda

I got more sun than I expected

Cindy

Honey, you are burnt to a crisp!

Brenda

I know. I fell asleep. I mean, it's not fair, just because I take a nap, now I can't go to this party tonight with Donna. She's getting dressed up right now and I'm here fried!

Cindy

Well, Kelly, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I mean, true love is kind of like a locomotive, it tends to flatten anything that gets in its way.

Kelly

Tell me about it. I feel like Gumby.

Kelly

Gumby, he's flat.

Cindy

And be extra careful on those deep hiking trails.

Brenda

We will.

Cindy

And be sure to head back to the camp well before dark!

Brenda

We will.

Cindy

And make sure those boys stay on top of you...when you're hiking, that is.

[talking about Hawaii] It's a great place to drop your inhibitions, Jim, you know? Grow a beard, swim naked.

Jim

How...alternative.

Brandon

Oh, come on, Dad, let's do it, let's just drop out for a while.

Cindy

Couple of weeks in Hawaii doesn't sound bad to me right now.

It is a magical place, you should have seen Dylan when he was there, it even mellowed him out.

Dylan

It didn't mellow me out, I was bored out of my gourd.

Cindy

I don't look too much like Madonna?

Brenda

Well, I don't know, it depends on what Madonna looks like this week.

Cindy

Time to face the day!

Brenda

Why?

Cindy

Don't you have work today?

Brenda

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