Steve Sanders quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Steve

She is the biggest bitch at West Beverly High. I should know, I went out with her for a year.

Steve

Oh, sure, just put the gas in the ignition and step on the key!

Steve

This is an incredible piece of machinery.

Steve

Don't be a squeef.

Steve

Brandon Walsh really knows how to dump a girl. I've never seen someone so smart!

Steve

Eat it.

Steve

Hey, guys, you think a burger comes with that shake?

Steve

[to Dylan and Kelly] Hey, come on, Lovebirds. Get off the rope!

Steve

Andrea, this is California. Blondes are like the state flower or something.

Steve

Marriage, blackjack. It's all a crap shoot.

Steve

You got a nose job!

Kelly

Yeah, I did.

Steve

It looks...looks good.

Kelly

Big improvement, huh?

Steve

Well yeah, they took about a foot off.

Kelly

Now I know why I broke up with you.

Brandon

Nice house, man.

Steve

This is nothing. You should have seen where I used to live before my parents got divorced.

Brandon

When was that?

Steve

Which time?

Brandon

They've divorced each other twice?

Steve

Oh, amongst other things. There have been other marriages mixed in, other kids, other houses, you know. What, your parents are still together?

Brandon

Yeah.

Steve

Well look, it's not your fault. You've got to stop blaming yourself.

Steve

Purple pleasure, a blend of 7 essential ingredients, plus vitamins A, B, C, and T .

Brandon

T?

Tequila!

Steve

Yo, Sam. Sam!

Scott

Me?

Steve

Come here.

Scott

I'm Scott.

Steve

Whatever. What's going on with him and MC Hammer?

Scott

David wants him to play at the prom.

Steve

MC Hammer's not gonna play at any school dance.

Scott

You know that, and I know that, and MC Hammer knows that. But unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell David.

Steve

Forget the agent, what you need is a bodyguard.

Brandon

Is this weird, or what? They won't stampede, will they?

Dylan

No, only if they smell fear.