Dylan McKay quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Dylan

I don't do cameras.

Dylan

Brenda, who saved me from going back to drinking. She saved me from myself. I don't know what I'm gonna do without you guys. At the risk of sounding mushy... you Walsh people are the only family I got.

Dylan

You can't have it both ways, Bren. The fact of the matter is you gave up any right to ask me questions about my sex life when you decided you didn't want to be a part of it.

Dylan

[to Kelly] In all the beaches in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine.

Dylan

Without the strings, you're not tied to anything.

Dylan

I hate surprise parties. It's like having a job interview on your birthday.

Dylan

[to Brenda] I loved you more than I ever thought I could love anyone. Maybe that was the problem.

Dylan

Hi.

Brenda

Hi.

Dylan

I thought that was you, but didn't your hair used to be a little different?

Brenda

Yes, no, well maybe just a little bit. I hate this color, if that's what you can call it.

Dylan

It's not that bad.

Brenda

If one more person says that...

Dylan

It's not that bad!

Brenda

Don't all you guys out here have a thing for blondes? I mean, that's what you told Kelly.

Dylan

Blondes, brunettes, redheads... girls in tanktops... but, if you really hate that color, I, uh -- I have a friend who does hair and he owes me a favor.

Brenda

Well, I don't really hate the color. But maybe we should still go see him. For a second opinion, or something, don't you think?

Dylan

No problem.

Brenda

I like your butt...I mean your bike.

Dylan

Oh, well thank you. Hop on...my bike, that is.

Brenda

[talking to Brandon] Well, whatever gets you through the night, right? I mean, isn't that what you always say?

Dylan

That's what I always say.

Brenda

Hi, I didn't see you.

Dylan

I saw you...

Steve

Forget the agent, what you need is a bodyguard.

Brandon

Is this weird, or what? They won't stampede, will they?

Dylan

No, only if they smell fear.

Brenda

Doesn't anyone know any more jokes? Dylan?

Dylan

None that I could tell here.

Cindy

[Answers the phone] Hello?

Jim

Honey, it's the doorbell.

You know, the improvement from one week to the next is remarkable.

Brandon

Oh, yeah. The kids are showing a lot of promise.

Dylan

But, we still need a pitcher that can put the ball over the plate.

Yeah, but win or lose, the most important thing is how good the kids feel about themselves.

Brandon

Absolutely.

Totally.

Dylan

Yeah, I mean, in the long run, that's all that counts.

Brandon

Absolutely.

Totally.

Dylan

There's so much that we haven't done.

Brenda

I thought we've done everything.

Dylan

[laughs] I didn't mean that. I mean like...well, I haven't even taken you to my favorite surf shop, or to check out my favorite band.

Brenda

Going to a surf shop together is pretty serious stuff. You sure you want to take that major step?

Dylan

I think so.

Brenda

You scared me.

Dylan

It was awesome.

Brenda

Yeah, really awesome. Look at you. You're lucky to be alive.

Dylan

I'm fine. You look like an angel.

Brandon

Guess a couple busted ribs are God's way of telling you you're grounded, huh?

Dylan

Yeah, that's funny. I'd laugh, except it hurts.