What's the big deal? I mean, just because David's a geek doesn't mean his dad is.
Donna, the avocado doesn't fall far from the tree.
No, you know, David's not that bad. I kinda got to know him when we did our scene.
I don't know, he's always looking at me like I'm naked or something. And now he's fully bragging about this date like it's the two of us going out.
MSMel Silver
You're gonna love this place, it's one of my favorite resaurants.
JTJackie Taylor
Oh, It's gorgeous.
Mom, isn't this the place that gave, uh, Lori food poisoning?
So, Kel, you ever dream this would happen?
Not in my wildest, Freddy Krueger nightmares.
MMel
Well, Kelly I hope we're not dragging you away from your friends tonight, but Jackie and I thought that having dinner together would be fun.
So that I could get to know David and so that you could get to know Mel.
Let me tell you something about Kelly, Mel. To know her is not to love her.
MMel
Well, that's not what I hear. Or rather, see, on video.
Dad, you're embarrassing me.
I hardly think that that's possible.
David, your father tells me that you're West Beverly's video historian.
Yeah. Something like that.
I can hardly turn around anymore without that obnoxious video lens being stuck right in my face.
No, it's just a little perverted. What do you call those guys, uh, voyeurs or something...
MMel
David, I forbid you to commit one more inch of videotape to that gorgeous face.
Thank you. I thought I was gonna have to get one of those restraining orders to keep him away from me.
Actually, I've lost my appetite.
MMel
You'll be missing out, Kelly, really. This restaurant has one of the best chefs in town.
Well. I knew there must have been some reason why you dragged us here.
MMel
How 'bout a drink, to start.
A drink? You want my mother to order a drink?
I'll have a mineral water.
Because the last thing you do is ask a recovering alcoholic what she wants to drink!
KELLY! Why don't you just shut up?!
Well, Kelly, if it's meant to be, it's meant to be. I mean, true love is kind of like a locomotive, it tends to flatten anything that gets in its way.
Tell me about it. I feel like Gumby.
[Brenda glares at Kelly.]