Brenda Walsh quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Brandon

Who would of thought Andrea Zuckerman would be leading the sexual revolution?

Brenda

Who would of thought Donna Martin would be leading the next sexual revolution?!

Brandon

Where is my Mr. Pony?

Brenda

You didn't have a Mr. Pony; you had a Mr. Lion and you lost him and cried for three days straight.

Brandon

You do have a good memory and if you ever tell anyone that I will kill you! [laughs and gives her a look]

Brenda

Dylan invited me to go to Baja with him.

Kelly

And Cindy and Jim are letting you go?

Dylan

She hasn't asked them yet.

Kelly

Oh, well in that case, what videos should we rent?

Brenda

Kelly, they might say yes.

Kelly

Yeah, right.

Brenda

Anyway, if they do, is it okay? I mean, do you mind?

Kelly

Yeah, I mind. I don't see why you'd want to go and spend an incredibly cool and romantic weekend with your boyfriend, when you could stay here in town and be miserable with me.

Brenda

Thanks Kel, I knew you'd understand.

Dylan

We better go before the porsche turns into a pumpkin.

Brenda

Do we have to?

Dylan

Yeah, it's either that or you call Jimbo and ask if we can stay down here another week.

Brenda

Ooh, adios Mexico.

Hey, I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to get a legal guardian down here with your birth certificate; or failing that, they'll have to sign a sworn affidavit verifying you a citizen. Unless, maybe you're not an American citizen.

Brenda

Of course I am. It's just that if you call my parents, I'm a dead American citizen.

Kelly

Dylan McKay, that's all we ever talk about! Did it ever occur to you that other people have relationships that they take seriously!?

Brenda

How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!

Donna

What's that supposed to mean?

Kelly

That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!

Brenda

Donna, what kind of wedding are you gonna have?

Donna

I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.

Kelly

Bungee jumping?

Donna

Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.

Brenda

Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"

Brenda

Can I say something? Can I please say something?

Jim

No, you cannot say something. Don't say a word. I'm finished listening to what you have to say, Brenda, do you understand me?

Brenda

No, I don't understand you. I don't understand anything!!

Brenda

Can I say something? Can I please say something?

Jim

No, you cannot say something. Don't say a word. I'm finished listening to what you have to say, Brenda, do you understand me?

Brenda

No, I don't understand you. I don't understand any of this!!

Jim

Brenda, come back here! [Brenda ignores him] Brenda, come back here this minute!

Brenda

[she turns around to face him, angry] You know, you are wrong, Dad. You've been wrong for a long time. You're wrong about me, and you're wrong about Dylan! But you're right about one thing: Dylan and I shouldn't be sneaking around, and I shouldn't have lied to you, and I'm not going to lie to you anymore. I'm in love with Dylan, Dad. He's an important part of my life, and I'm going to see him whenever and wherever I want.

Jim

Brenda, I'm warning you. You walk away from me right now, things will never be the same.

Dylan

[to Brenda] Do you believe me?

Brenda

Of course I do! You've never lied to me, and I've always respected and loved you for that. In fact, when I got back from Paris, the reason I told you that I met that guy was because you've always been honest with me.

Dylan

Brenda, that's not necessarily true.

Brenda

[to Kelly] I can't believe this. I can't believe you would do this to me.

Kelly

Hey, you said Dylan could go out with whoever he wanted.

Brenda

And you said you were my best friend. What a joke!

Dylan

Hey, give it a rest Bren, alright?

Brenda

You know, if you're trying to make me jealous Dylan, it won't work.

Dylan

Hey! You broke up with me, alright? And don't you ever forget it!

Brenda

So, how long has this been going on?

Dylan

Since about 6:30.

Brenda

You know Kelly, if you're trying to lose your bimbo image, I honestly don't think this will help.

Kelly

Well, we all have our crosses to bear.

Brenda

Or our legs to uncross.

Kelly

In fact, it looks like I'm going to live, so you can't have Dylan back.

Brenda

Kelly, we all need to stop beating ourselves up about the past.

So, I gotta ask, do you know any movie stars or kids of movie stars?

Brenda

Just Samantha Sanders' son.

Gosh, I guess he's pretty screwed up, huh?

Brenda

No, actually Steve's a really good guy.

He's not a snob?

Brenda

He's my brother's best friend.

Is he spoiled?

Brenda

No more than anyone else.

Anyone from Beverly Hills, that is.

So, what kind of car does he drive?

Brenda

He drives a corvette. And my ex-boyfriend drives a Porsche. And most of my other friends drive BMW convertibles. They shop on Rodello Drive and they're all incredibly shallow, phony, and braindead. Are there any other stupid questions that I can answer?

Cindy

Dinner is almost ready.

Brenda

I'm too tired to chew.