Border Patrol Officer and Brenda in “Mexican Standoff”

BP Border Patrol Officer

Hey, I'm sorry, but we're gonna have to get a legal guardian down here with your birth certificate; or failing that, they'll have to sign a sworn affidavit verifying you a citizen. Unless, maybe you're not an American citizen.

Brenda

Of course I am. It's just that if you call my parents, I'm a dead American citizen.