Brenda Walsh quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Cindy

And be extra careful on those deep hiking trails.

Brenda

We will.

Cindy

And be sure to head back to the camp well before dark!

Brenda

We will.

Cindy

And make sure those boys stay on top of you...when you're hiking, that is.

Donna

I'll go too.

Brenda

Donna!

Donna

For, uh, the ride.

Kelly

Don't encourage them, alright?

Donna

There's, uh, something I need to get while we're out.

Brandon

Like what?

Steve

Yeah, like what?

Donna

Uh, uh, a feminine product, okay? Is everyone happy now?

Dylan

You got a nice home. A secure family. My mom is a looney tune and my dad is in jail for god's sake!!

Brenda

I know. I can't imagine how that must feel.

Dylan

You're right. You can't. You can't even imagine it. So who are you to come down on me about my negative attitude?

Brenda

Dylan I know you got a bum deal. But can't you look at what you have that is good?

Dylan

Like what?

Brenda

Like your friends. Brandon loves you, all the guys think that you're totally cool. I mean every girl I know would love to go out with you

Dylan

Every girl. But one

Donna

Oh, wait, I've got it, uh...you know that Robert Palmer song that David was playing today, Addicted to Love ? We could do Addicted to Sex.

Brenda

Donna, Hello Day is supposed to be a G-rated event.

Kelly

Brenda, she said he had a cute scar, what do you think is gonna happen?

Brenda

Kelly, are you gonna do any homework this year?

Dylan

Hey, did you bring your guitar?

Emily

Yeah, I did, it's in the living room.

Brandon

Oh, well go get it, we could use some music around here.

Emily

K.

Brenda

Oh great, a hootenanny.

Brandon

Brenda!

Brenda

Oh, excuse me. I didn't mean to be rude.

Emily

Yes, you did. In fact, it seems like you're going out of your way to be rude to me, Brenda.

Brenda

Well Em, why don't you just go get your guitar, and bring it back in here, and we'll all gather 'round and swoon.

Emily

Hey! You're the one that invited me to this party, remember? If you want me to leave, just ask, I'll be happy to oblige.

Brenda

Oh and disappoint your fans? I wouldn't dream of it.

Dylan

Brenda!

Brenda

Dylan, stay out of it. This is between me and Emily.

Emily

Geez! This isn't Beverly Hills, it's Knot's Landing! When I got to school they should have given me a score card instead of a class schedule, so I could keep track of everyone's boyfriends.

Brenda

Oh yeah, like that would have made any difference.

Emily

Oh, grow up, Brenda! You, of all people, should know what it's like to be the new kid in school! All I was trying to do was make friends. I shouldn't have bothered.

Brenda

So I'm thinking of going blonde again. Or maybe bald, you know, go for that Sinéad look.

Dylan

What?

Brenda

You haven't heard a word I've said.

Brenda

I mean, didn't you guys used to have nightmares about taking your driver's test?

Kelly

God, no. I passed with flying colors. I think some people are just born to drive. I mean, I think it's in my genes.

Donna

Oh, please! You should have seen Kelly when she first got her license. For the first month, I felt like a crash test dummy.

Kelly

So, I had a few fender benders. That's how you learn.

Brenda

Oh I cannot believe this, who picked this? Who--who wrote this?

Steve

Well is it a t.v. show, movie or book?

Brenda

Steve, you better pray it's not a book.

You know who Steve reminds me of? Richard Gere in the movie Pretty Woman.

Brenda

And you're Julia Roberts, right?

Why not?

Brenda

Because she was a prostitute.

Donna

He's taking you where?

Brenda

To Paganini.

Donna

Oh, their spaghetti is great!

Brenda

Donna, Paganini is a composer.

Cindy

I don't look too much like Madonna?

Brenda

Well, I don't know, it depends on what Madonna looks like this week.

Cindy

Time to face the day!

Brenda

Why?

Cindy

Don't you have work today?

Brenda

No comment.

Brenda

Oh my God. Oh my God, tell me this isn't happening.

David

This isn't happening.

Brenda

Oh, if that's Kiefer Sutherland, tell him that I'm a little busy.

Brandon

[answering phone] Hello, Kiefer?