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Beverly Hills, 90210 · Season 2, Episode 28

“Wedding Bell Blues” quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

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“Wedding Bell Blues” · Season 2, Episode 28

In this episode: Donna Martin (3), Brenda Walsh (2), Kelly Taylor (2), Dylan McKay (1), Andrea Zuckerman (1), Jackie (1)

Dylan McKay, that's all we ever talk about! Did it ever occur to you that other people have relationships that they take seriously!?

How can you even compare your problems with Jake who you barely even know to my problems with Dylan? I mean, you're not even up there with Donna and David!

What's that supposed to mean?

That means that Brenda's being a self-centered little bitch!

Donna, what kind of wedding are you gonna have?

I don't know. Maybe something traditional, in a church. Or maybe I'll do something really wild, like that couple who got married bungee jumping.

Bungee jumping?

Yeah, it's totally perfect. You know, you jump off the cliff with the long, rubber cord attached to you. It's totally death-defying, just like marriage.

Oh, and that's when you say, "I dooooooooo!"

If 4 out of 10 marriages end in divorce, and Kelly's mom's been divorced 3 times and David's dad's been divorced once, then they've already beat the odds; between them both they've been divorced 4 times, this marriage is gonna last forever.

Got Kelly fooled. Be careful, Jake. She's a young girl. Emotional. If she feels something, it's permanent record. Trust me, it doesn't feel good to have that messed with.

JJake

Kelly knows what's up.

Oh, you told her your life history.

JJake

Hey, don't worry about Kelly. Okay, Dylan?

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