Brenda Walsh quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Brenda

So, who else is in his class anyway?

Brandon

I don't know, uh, Andrea, Donna, Steve Sanders...

Brenda

Dylan McKay?

Brandon

No, he's too smart to take this class.

Brenda

Or too busy chasing blondes?

Brandon

What are you talking about?

Brenda

I just don't understand why every guy's dream girl has to have hair like Daryl Hannah and a body like Kim Basinger.

Brandon

Bren, I'm trying to study here.

Brenda

Well excuse me for living.

Dylan

Hi.

Brenda

Hi.

Dylan

I thought that was you, but didn't your hair used to be a little different?

Brenda

Yes, no, well maybe just a little bit. I hate this color, if that's what you can call it.

Dylan

It's not that bad.

Brenda

If one more person says that...

Dylan

It's not that bad!

Brenda

Don't all you guys out here have a thing for blondes? I mean, that's what you told Kelly.

Dylan

Blondes, brunettes, redheads... girls in tanktops... but, if you really hate that color, I, uh -- I have a friend who does hair and he owes me a favor.

Brenda

Well, I don't really hate the color. But maybe we should still go see him. For a second opinion, or something, don't you think?

Dylan

No problem.

Brenda

I like your butt...I mean your bike.

Dylan

Oh, well thank you. Hop on...my bike, that is.

Brenda

Dylan says it looks incandescent.

Brandon

My friend Dylan?

Brenda

My friend Dylan.

Brenda

I remember when I was a little girl, and dad went away to this accounting convention. I thought he was gone forever. I cried and cried. And then I wished with my magic star wand, and then he came back. My eyes were so puffy I could barely see him.

Brandon

I wish I had a bag of tricks. But I don't.

Brenda

[talking to Brandon] Well, whatever gets you through the night, right? I mean, isn't that what you always say?

Dylan

That's what I always say.

Brenda

Hi, I didn't see you.

Dylan

I saw you...

Dammit.

Kelly

What?

It's after midnight!

Brenda

So what? Do frat boys turn into pumpkins?

No, they turn into drunken slobs.

BNJ

Brenda

What's that?

Before nose job.

Brenda

Uh oh.

Brandon

What's wrong?

Brenda

You've got that look this morning.

Brandon

What look?

Brenda

That "Come on baby, light my fire" kind of a look.

Brenda

It's weird, I mean, I want to be with Dylan and everything but part of me just wants to get it over with, like I'm the last person who hasn't done it yet.

Kelly

Brenda, you are.

Donna

Oh, you are not. Look, Brenda, you're really gonna like it. Uh, probably. Maybe?

Jim

So, which one is "Keep it Together?"

Cindy

Oh, you know, it's the one about that uh, cute little orphan girl, Flipper.

Brenda

Mom, it's Skipper. And she's not an orphan anymore.

Brenda

Sir! Welcome! I'm Laverne, charmed I'm sure.

I don't get it. What is it, Halloween?

Brenda

Hey don't you worry, pops. You'll get no trick-or-treats with this little lady. I'm strictly a class act. A one hundred percent, U.S. certified, hostess with the mostest!

Brenda

See, here's a gentleman who appreciates fine beauty.

He's a customer who needs an order taken.

Brenda

Why, certainly. Would you like to hear today's specials?

We don't have any specials!

Brenda

The special pasta today is spaghetti. It has meatballs on it, with a red sauce, um, I think it's tomato....And for dessert we have pie. We have peach pie, cherry pie, apple pie, pecan pie, lemon pie, cream pie...honey pie. But if you want pizza pie, you gotta go across the street. Ask for Grito, he'll take care of ya. So what will it be?

Anything you want, sweetheart!

Brenda

You look like...meatloaf and mashed potatoes, am I wrong?

Bring it on!

Brenda

Only if you promise to save room for dessert! Ok, we got a taker for squished taters and a beefy roll.

We what?

Brenda

Mashed potatoes and meatloaf. Get with the lingo, pops.

Brenda, you're too much.

Brenda

It's Laverne...thank you!

Brenda

Mom, have you ever felt like a phone call that's been disconnected?

Cindy

Honey, goes with the territory of being a teenager.

Brenda

Along with hormone hell. Bad driving. Classes that don't relate to life.

Brenda

Mom, these performance-oriented coffeehouses are really happening, I mean I really felt a part of it.

Cindy

Right, is this button crooked?

Jim

No, it's fine

Brenda

And Dad I'm pregnant.

Brenda

Just testing.

Kelly

Brenda, how can you wear that costume?

Brenda

Well Kelly, you put one arm through one sleeve, and one through the other.

Brenda

[to her mother] You told him, didn't you?

Jim

Brenda, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Brenda

Dad, I know that. I just didn't want you getting upset over nothing.

Jim

I'm not upset!

Brenda

Well, why not?

Jim

Because it...could be a million things!

Brenda

Like what?

Jim

I don't know. Maybe it's...well, an ingrown hair.

Brenda

An ingrown hair? On my left breast? I sincerely hope not. You know, Mom, this is why I didn't want you to tell him, this is the kind of explanation Brandon would come up with.

Brandon

What is?

Nothing!

Brandon

Uh huh...