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Beverly Hills, 90210 · Season 1, Episode 16

“Fame Is Where You Find It” quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

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“Fame Is Where You Find It” · Season 1, Episode 16

In this episode: Brenda Walsh (2), Brandon Walsh (1), Dylan McKay (1), Steve Sanders (1), Cindy Walsh (1), Jim Walsh (1)

So, which one is "Keep it Together?"

Oh, you know, it's the one about that uh, cute little orphan girl, Flipper.

Mom, it's Skipper. And she's not an orphan anymore.

[Girls in the hall cluster together whispering about Brandon]

Forget the agent, what you need is a bodyguard.

Is this weird, or what? They won't stampede, will they?

No, only if they smell fear.

[Brenda walks into the Peach Pit dressed up as singing waitress Laverne]

Sir! Welcome! I'm Laverne, charmed I'm sure.

NNat

I don't get it. What is it, Halloween?

Hey don't you worry, pops. You'll get no trick-or-treats with this little lady. I'm strictly a class act. A one hundred percent, U.S. certified, hostess with the mostest!

[Sal the Customer laughs]

See, here's a gentleman who appreciates fine beauty.

NNat

He's a customer who needs an order taken.

Why, certainly. Would you like to hear today's specials?

NNat

We don't have any specials!

The special pasta today is spaghetti. It has meatballs on it, with a red sauce, um, I think it's tomato....And for dessert we have pie. We have peach pie, cherry pie, apple pie, pecan pie, lemon pie, cream pie...honey pie. But if you want pizza pie, you gotta go across the street. Ask for Grito, he'll take care of ya. So what will it be?

SCSal the Customer

Anything you want, sweetheart!

You look like...meatloaf and mashed potatoes, am I wrong?

SCSal the Customer

Bring it on!

Only if you promise to save room for dessert! Ok, we got a taker for squished taters and a beefy roll.

NNat

We what?

Mashed potatoes and meatloaf. Get with the lingo, pops.

NNat

Brenda, you're too much.

It's Laverne...thank you!

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