Brenda Walsh quotes from Beverly Hills, 90210

Brandon

Hey. You're gonna be just fine.

Brenda

How do you know that, Brandon?

Brandon

Cause I'm older. And wiser.

Brenda

And just how much wisdom did you accumulate in those momentous four minutes?

Brandon

A small lifetime.

Brenda

Very small.

Brenda

Doesn't anyone know any more jokes? Dylan?

Dylan

None that I could tell here.

Cindy

[Answers the phone] Hello?

Jim

Honey, it's the doorbell.

Dylan

There's so much that we haven't done.

Brenda

I thought we've done everything.

Dylan

[laughs] I didn't mean that. I mean like...well, I haven't even taken you to my favorite surf shop, or to check out my favorite band.

Brenda

Going to a surf shop together is pretty serious stuff. You sure you want to take that major step?

Dylan

I think so.

Kelly

Besides, what cute guy is gonna take an acting class?

Brenda

Kelly, can't you ever stop thinking about guys for one second? I mean, there is more to life!

Kelly

Sounds like it's that time of the month.

Brenda

Well, it is. And it isn't, if you know what I mean.

Kelly

What are you talking about?

Brenda

I'm five days late.

Brenda

What color is it supposed to be again?

Kelly

Uh, blue for positive, red for negative.

Brenda

It's green.

Kelly

That's impossible.

Donna

Well, maybe that means twins or something.

Brenda

Donna, that's not funny.

Kelly

Let me see.

Donna

I wanna see.

Kelly

Mmm, it's kind of a pinkish green.

Brenda

Donna, what color does it look like to you?

Donna

Honestly? St. Patrick's Day.

Brenda

I can't believe this. I wait to have sex with the guy that I love, I act responsibly, I take every precaution, and I'm green.

Brenda

For a moment there, I thought that maybe I was pregnant. My period was a few days late, so I got worried.

Jim

Well, did you do something that would...give you reason to believe that if you... were a few days late that...that would indicate that you were pregnant?

Brenda

You mean like sex?

Jim

Yes, something like that.

Brenda

Yes, of course.

Brenda

You're going to the beach club tonight?

Cindy

One of your father's clients has invited us to join.

Brenda

The Beverly Hills beach club?

Cindy

Mmhmm, they're having a big party to honor prospective members.

Brenda

[to Grandma on phone] Hold on. [to Cindy] The Beverly Hills beach club where Brandon works?

Cindy

Mmhmm, isn't that a hoot?!

Brenda

[to phone] Granny hold on. [to Cindy] Does Brandon know that you're going there tonight?

Cindy

Yeah. Why don't you join us?

Brenda

Oh, no, no, I can't, um...I'm talking to Grandma.

Brenda

You scared me.

Dylan

It was awesome.

Brenda

Yeah, really awesome. Look at you. You're lucky to be alive.

Dylan

I'm fine. You look like an angel.

Cindy

Oh, Brenda, would you take this up to Dylan for me, please?

Brenda

Sorry, Mom, it was your idea, I'm not gonna play Nancy Nurse.

Cindy

Brenda!

Brenda

Well, what do you want, Mom? I mean, first you and Dad tell me not to sleep with him and then you tuck him in the next bedroom?

Brenda

To be a bitch, or not to be a bitch. That is the question.

Brandon

I wouldn't say you've been a bitch. Then again...you haven't said a word to him and he has been here all day.

Brenda

Nobody's here?

Dylan

[turning off television] Just me and Oprah.

Brenda

I got more sun than I expected

Cindy

Honey, you are burnt to a crisp!

Brenda

I know. I fell asleep. I mean, it's not fair, just because I take a nap, now I can't go to this party tonight with Donna. She's getting dressed up right now and I'm here fried!

Brenda

Do you know my brother has the exact same shoe size as Paul Newman ?

Andrea

Figures he would.

Andrea

I'm better for her than you are.

Brenda

The hell you are!

Andrea

Brenda...Brenda! That is not how we rehearsed the slap!

Brenda

Oh no?

Andrea

You know damn well it wasn't.

Brenda

Well I guess I just got too involved in my character.

Andrea

That is so lame. There was something else behind that slap and you know it!

Brenda

Sense memory work?

Andrea

Oh. And what is that memory based on?

Brenda

Oh, quick learner. I think you know, Teacher's Pet!

Andrea

This is perfect. I confide in you, share my feelings. Something I never do, and you completely turn on me!

Brenda

Yeah, well who confided in who first?

Andrea

I said I was sorry, Brenda. I had no idea that he was interested in me as anything more than a pupil with stage fright!

Brenda

Yeah well now we know differently, don't we?

Andrea

Look, Brenda. You can't steal something from someone that they don't have in the first place!

Brenda

You know, all school year I listened to you rattling on and on about your feelings for my brother.

Andrea

This has nothing to do with Brandon.

Brenda

You're right. it has to do with you and me.

Andrea

Not anymore.

Brenda

What is that?

Brandon

It's my lucky hat!

Brenda

I'm sorry Brandon, but that is one nerdy-looking thing.

Brandon

Come on, I think it's cool.

Brenda

Well, maybe to a beaver!