Brenda, Jim and others in “It's Only a Test”

[to her mother] You told him, didn't you?

Brenda, it's nothing to be embarrassed about.

Dad, I know that. I just didn't want you getting upset over nothing.

I'm not upset!

Well, why not?

Because it...could be a million things!

Like what?

I don't know. Maybe it's...well, an ingrown hair.

An ingrown hair? On my left breast? I sincerely hope not. You know, Mom, this is why I didn't want you to tell him, this is the kind of explanation Brandon would come up with.

What is?

Nothing!

Uh huh...