[sings] More than a feeling...
I woke up this morning, the sun was gone...
CLOSED MY EYES AND IT SLIPPED AWAY!!!
That song's stupid.
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Hey, get a haircut, hippie!
This isn't the sixties, dillhole!
My uncle didn't go to Vietnam just so you could walk around with long, hippy-boy hair with your shirt off, heh, damnit.
Uh, your uncle never went to Vietnam, Beavis. He was in jail.
I know, I know, that's what I said. My Uncle didn't go to Vietnam so you could have long hair, see? That's what I meant.
You're a stupid, dumb bunghole, Beavis.
I am not. Shut up, Butt-head.
I think this is supposed to be, like, freaking us out, but I'm un-freaked. In fact, this video is making me feel totally normal.
Yeah, I mean, this is, you know, just a normal video like you always see, really.
Yeah, it's like, you know, if you turned on the TV and this was on, I'd go, like, "Yep. That's what I thought I was gonna see."
Six Finger Satellite, Parlour Games
Ah boy. I think this video has a message.
Yeah. The message is leave. Don't watch it.
This video is, um, it's like it's causing me to influence my behaviour. I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go into the kitchen and break something. [leaves the room] It's all this damn video's fault! [sounds of banging metal can be heard]
Yeah.
[more intense crashes and bangs can be heard] Eh! Ugh! Son of a bitch!
Go for it, Beavis!
This is cool!
The video still sucks!
[more crashes and bangs can be heard] This is cool, Butt-head! [the crashing and banging becomes really intense] Ugh! Son of a bitch! AAAHH!!
Uhh, Beavis? Beavis? Settle down.
[going really crazy with the crashing and banging] YAAAHHH!!! YOU MUST DIE!!!
Uhh, don't break the popcorn, Beavis.
AAAAAHHHYYAAAAAHHH!!! [breaks something] OW!! OW!
Uhh, Beavis?
Dammit! I cut my leg! [re-enters] I cut myself. Where are the band-aids?
Uhh, they're in the bathroom.
[leaves] Aah, I'm bleeding! Ow!
This is cool.
Yeah, but I'm bleeding. And it's all this video's fault. [crashes can be heard]
Skatman John, Skatman
What is this?
It's the Scatman.
Oh yeah. They should have a name for this kind of music.
There already is a name for this music, Beavis. It's called crap.
They oughta have, you know, a crap section in the record store.
Yeah. It should be out in the dumpster.
No way, Butt-head. There's cool stuff in the dumpster. You wouldn't wanna mess it up with this crap.
This is like that music they play in those clothes stores in the mall, where they have a bunch of TV screens.
Oh yeah. And it's all loud, and then the salespeople come up and say "Hi, would you like a tie today?"
Those places are stupid.
You know, it kinda sounded like he said "Poop".
Well, this is the Scatman, and scat is another word for poop.
How'd you know that?
I learned it when I did my report on feces.
The Shamen, Ebeneezer Goode
These guys are from that country where everything sucks.
Yeah, and they all talk like wussies. [imitating the voice at the start of the video] Naughty, very naughty.
People from that country are stupid. [mock-British accent] I do say, old chap, I need to choke my chicken.
Yeah. Bloody well right.
Frank Sinatra & Bono, I've Got You Under My Skin
Hey, it's that guy from Dragnet!
Yeah. I carry a badge. My name's Friday.
[Bono appears on screen] Yeah. My name's Boner.
My name's Boner's dad.
[On Frank Sinatra] Whoa! Who's that old guy?
I think that's like, some dude from The Eagles or something.
Or like, one of those Rolling Stones guys?
Oh yeah. I think that's Keith Richards.
Oh yeah. He's cool.
Hey, hey! Did you hear that? They're like, screwing up. They're not together.
Yeah. Boner's dad needs to have a talk with him.
Yeah, yeah.
He needs to say "Dammit Boner, learn to sing before I kick your ass."
Yeah, yeah. He needs to say "Get in your room and practice, dammit!"
You'd make a good father, Beavis.
Yeah, yeah. Thanks.
Is this like, classic rock?
Uh... I don't know.
FSFrank Sinatra
I've got you under my skin...
He said "skin."
[Laughs] "Skin."
Skee-Lo, I Wish
Ah, boy. Look at that, he's trying to be Forrest Gump.
Yeah. Life is like a little box of chocolates. That would be cool to like, try to pick up a chick by giving her a box of chocolates, because then, like if you strike out, you can at least eat the chocolate.
That's not a bad idea. I think I'm gonna go get me some Enamems and spank my monkey.
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