How come they didn't let that dude back in Duran Duran?
'Cause he sucks.
This guy thinks he's, like, smart.
Yeah. College music sucks.
I think it's only cool if you, like, go to college.
Oingo Boingo, "Weird Science
Dolly Parton, "More Where That Came From
Whoa! This is that chick with those big hooters!
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Yeah! [imitating Dolly Parton] WORKING NINE TO FIVE! IT'S THE WAY TO MAKE A LIVING!
Shut up, Beavis!
DPDolly Parton
I know I've got some stiff competition...
Stiff competition?
Yeah, yeah. She's talking about us. Yeah.
Hey, Beavis. This just goes to show you that some things never go out of style.
You mean, like, country music?
No, dumbass! I mean big hooters.
Oh yeah.
Plain White T's, "1, 2, 3, 4
This is like, one of those commercials where you don't know what it's for.
Yeah, what is it for?
I think it's that one where guy's like, "When disaster strikes, you want to be covered."
No no, that one has that guy who used to be president before Obama.
Oh, it's another one of those boner drug commercials.
Oh yeah yeah.
"Everyday, millions of Americans can't get wood."
"Ask your doctor is Levitan is right for you. Side effects may kick ass."
"Levitan may cause excessive vomiting, double vision, blurriness, dizziness, confusion..."
"And a boner that goes on for four hours."
That would be cool.
Plasmatics, "The Damned
Whoa! She's almost naked!
Yeah, yeah. And she has nails coming out of her arms.
This chick's a good singer 'cause she hardly wears any clothes.
Yeah, yeah. And she's holding a bomb.
Chicks are cool.
[Wendy O. Williams is on top of the moving school bus]
This video has, like, explosions, and like, half-naked chicks.
Yeah. And fire!
Yeah. And TVs getting smashed, and screaming. It's got something for everyone.
Yeah, yeah.
[Wendy O. Williams jumps off the bus right before it smashes into another wall of TVs; the bus then explodes]
BBBeavis and Butt-head
YES! YES!
YES!
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
Now that really was cool!
Yeah!
Porcelain Black, feat. Lil Wayne, "This Is What Rock n' Roll Looks Like
[as Black goes through a school cafeteria throwing trays around]
Uh, what's she so pissed off about?
Yeah, yeah. "Look at all you people with your, with your grilled cheese sandwiches, and your, your milk and your vitamin D. It fills me with rage!"
[a shot of unenthusiastic teens as Black dances in a gym]
These people don't seem too into it.
Yeah, they're like, "Another band raged through here yesterday. We're all raged out."
"Yeah, but did they go through the library, the cafeteria?"
"Yup. Same route. The cafeteria, the gym, they showed up the cheerleaders..."
[Lil Wayne appears]
Whoa! Is that Little Wayne?
Yeah. He's like, "I was just back in the teacher's lounge grading papers. What's going on out here?" I wish our guidance counselor was as cool as Little Wayne.
Yeah, he'd be like "Have you considered stackin' papers and gettin' paid? You know what I'm sayin'?"
"Have you thought about face tattoos and sipping sizzurp?"
So um, how did this chick get Little Wayne to be in her video?
Uh, maybe it was like part of his community service?
Oh, yeah yeah. It was probably like, either that or pick up trash.
Yeah. And he did pick up trash.
Porno for Pyros, "Pets
What's with all these squares?
Orange squares suck.
If I wanted to learn about geometry, I'd go to school.
Geometry's not about squares. It's about triangles and stuff.
I meant advanced geometry.
These guys sure got wimpy.
Shut up, fartknocker! These guys are cool!
Oh yeah.
Circles
[the video opens with Post Malone, in medieval armor, kneeling]
"Jesus Christ of the Lord, God on High, thank you for making me Post Malone."
"Thank you for making me rich, and have lots of chicks too. Amen."
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