[the video opens with Post Malone, in medieval armor, kneeling]
"Jesus Christ of the Lord, God on High, thank you for making me Post Malone."
"Thank you for making me rich, and have lots of chicks too. Amen."
“Circles”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (4)
Whoa! Whoa, he doesn't have any armor on his schlong! It's just wide open! And his testes too!
Boy, he just doesn't care about his weiner.
Yeah yeah. "An evil rises in Mordor, but Post Malone shall not wear any armor on his schlong!"
[a woman without a mouth is shown]
Whoa, check it out, Butt-head, she doesn't have a mouth!
Yeah. He finally found a chick who can't tell him his music sucks.
Shut up, Butt-head! I kinda like it, you know? He's just kinda lazy. [imitating Post Malone] "A bad guy now... I don't believe it..."
Yeah, he looks lazy.
Yeah, that's cool.
[the mouthless woman is shown with long braided hair]
Whoa! She grew her own noose so she could kill herself, 'cause he sucks.
Shut up, Butt-head. This kicks ass.
[she's seen walking into a river]
"Well, the noose didn't work. I guess I better drown myself."
Shut up, Butt-head! She just needs to go wash her hair for Post Malone. People keep stepping on it.
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