I think this is, like, where they like, show how they made the video.
Um...um, I thought this was the video.
Uh...no, Beavis! This is, like, the making of the video.
Really? They should just, like, show the video because, like, this thing sucks!
Coverdale•Page, "Pride and Joy
Bikini Girls with Machine Guns
Is that that guy from Cheers?
Yeah. That's that Sam Malone guy.
This video has bikini girls and machine guns.
Fire Woman
Whoa! Cult rules!
Yeah. These guys kick ass!
That would be cool if you could, like, watch this video over and over again.
Yeah. You could do that if you had one of those uh, those uh, CPRs.
Yeah. Those things are cool.
[lead singer Ian Astbury is lying on his side with his face over the edge of the stage]
He's gonna boot on someone!
Yeah. That would be cool.
He's gonna boot!
Lil' Devil
I wish I could rock like this.
Yeah, yeah. They rock! They ROCK! They ROCK!
He's wearing leather pants so you can see his wiener.
Yeah, yeah.
Culture Club, "Karma Chameleon
This is a very gay tune.
Yeah. You mean, like, happy.
Yeah.
Hey, it's Debbie Gibson.
Yeah.
BGBoy George
I'm a man...
You're a man? No way!
He's not even a boy.
He's Boy George. This video needs some, like, car accidents.
Yeah, yeah, with lots of fire. Then it would be cool.
Hey, Beavis. Is this supposed to be, like, in the future?
Yeah. The future sucks. Change it.
I'm pretty cool, Beavis, but I can't change the future. [changes channel]
Curve, "Missing Link
Whoa! There's like, a bunch of water falling down.
Yeah, yeah, and some mud!
Uhh...yeah. A chick in the rain.
Yeah, yeah. And a dog.
I guess that's pretty cool.
Yeah, yeah. Water, water, WATER! WATER!
That chick needs a raincoat.
Yeah. Hey, Beavis. Do you like, uh...have a raincoat?
Yeah.
Uh...when was the last time you used it?
Last night! On your mom!
Dammit, Beavis! [he and Beavis start fighting]
Hey, Butt-head. You know how like when it rains, like on the street and like, all of those worms come out and you step on them and they go pizzzhhhfff!
Yeah. Mud is cool.
Mud rules. How come these guys are like playing out in the mud?
Err... Well, it's either because they're really stupid or really cool.
Michael Damian, "Rock On
What's this a commercial for?
This is that deodorant commercial.
Yeah. That's 'cause this guy stinks!
Yeah! And he sucks, too!
Hey, Butt-head. Is this dude on some soap opera?
Yeah. He's on "As the World Sucks."
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