MMichael (Farrah's Father)
[after her breast augmentation] Looking good.
Did her dad just say "Looking good"?
Nice boobs, honey!
Teen Mom
Pilots
Frog Baseball (1992)
a-ha, "Take On Me
Is this, like, elevator music?
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
All right!
Angus Young is cool!
Yeah. Malcolm is cool, too.
Did Phil Rudd die?
No, peckerwood! That was that Bon Scott.
Oh yeah. He was cool!
[a clip of a man with a halo is shown]
That guy is special.
Yeah.
Highway to Hell
Brian Johnson looks like he's taking a dump.
Yeah. He's constipated 'cause he's old!
You Shook Me All Night Long
[Brian Johnson is naked in a bathtub and scrubbing himself]
He's naked! Don't forget to scrub your wiener!
[a woman is shown putting on a tight shirt]
Look! Boobs!
Yeah. I like when chicks wear shirts that are so tight, you can see their boobs. That's cool!
Bryan Adams, Rod Stewart, and Sting, "All for Love
AAAAHHHHH!
UGGHH!
NO!
Oh dear Lord!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!
[the two start vomiting]
Butt-head, my stomach hurts.
Yeah.
Come on, Butt-head, change it. This is, like, making my stomach hurt.
I think this is, like, the Traveling Wilburys.
The Traveling Dingleberries? I had one of those once, it traveled all over my butt. Come on, Butt-head, change it.
Okay. I think it's, like, bad for the TV when you, like, play this kind of stuff on it.
Yeah. I think it, like, messes up the tape.
[Butt-head changes the channel]
Aerosmith
See also: Aerosmith, "Deuces Are Wild", The Beavis and Butt-head Experience (Geffen Records, 3 November 1993), tr. 6.
Livin' on the Edge
[video opens with a group of Catholic school girls skating down a street with hockey sticks; one of them smashes a car window]
Whoa! These chicks are pretty tough!
Yeah. I didn't know girls were cool.
These guys are pretty cool. Even though they're 60.
Yeah. That one guy's 69.
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