Check it out, it's Corky!
W
[changing the channel] Push this!
These guys got no future.
Weezer, Buddy Holly
Um...this is like...um, some show, right?
Uh...of course it is, buttmunch! It's on TV.
No but um...I don't think this is a video.
They don't play many videos anymore. It's all like...shows, and people snowboarding and stuff.
I think this is...I think this is like, Happy Days.
Yeah. Crappy days.
That was pretty funny, Butt-head. Instead of Happy Days, you called it Crappy Days.
[Singing theme song to Laverne and Shirley]
One, two, three, four, a shmeagol! A schlong! A zapadun incorporated!
We're gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we'll take it!/Give us any rule, we'll break it! We're gonna make it/we're not gonna break it/all we need is a little bit of patience!
I liked this show better when that other dude owned the restaurant...that dude from The Karate Kid.
Oh yeah. [Fake Japanese accent] Daniel-san, if answer come from inside you, always right!
Yeah. That dude could kick Fonzie's ass.
Yeah. Fonzie doesn't even know karate.
These dudes were like...always calling each other nerds and stuff.
Yeah, I wonder why.
Uh...I think that was back in the old days before they invented words like nads and buttmunch and dumbass.
Yeah, yeah. Things are a lot better now.
Yeah, buttmunch. You know what else they were always saying? "Sit on it."
Sit on what...? What? Oh yeah! This is a pretty cool show.
Whale, Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe
Rock!
Yeah, yeah!
Yes!
[sings along] You hobo fumpin' humpin', [forgets the words] ah, ah...bitch!
This kinda like, ah, rocks.
Yeah, it's not bad.
Check out that dude in the dress. He's groovin'.
[the lead singer can be seen looking at the crotches of several shirtless men] Whoa, check it out, Butt-head, she's inspecting their nads.
Yeah. You call those nads, sir? Drop and give me twenty!
Yeah, back in line!
[one of the band members waves towards the lead singer's butt]
He's pretending to feel her butt.
She won't let him feel her butt because like, he failed the nad inspection.
[the lead singer, licking a lollipop, licks a shirtless man's armpit]
Whoa! She just licked that dude's armpit!
Yeah. The guy with the best nads gets his armpit licked.
I bet this chick would like, be into me and stuff because like, you know, she has braces.
She's probably got one of those overbites.
Uh, I wish she'd give me an overbite.
[the lead singer is thrown into the air, and her underwear can be seen underneath her skirt]
Whoa, look at that! I didn't know chicks in videos wore underpants!
Beavis, if I ever catch you looking at my woman's drawers again, I'm gonna kick your ass.
She's not your woman, Butt-head! She's never even seen you.
Dammit Beavis, this chick loves me, and I love her.
Wham!, Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
He's smiling at you, Beavis.
Shut up, Butt-head!
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