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Post Malone quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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In 3 of the 2,204 quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head
Most scenes with: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)

Scenes with Post Malone 3

[Post Malone is smoking a cigarette and dancing in a very awkward and disorienting way outside a pool]

PMPost Malone

Take your bitch, give her back, insane, sent her packing, she was acting...

People less sophisticated than ourselves might assume that this is a man stumbling around intoxicated in his own backyard, and should be handed over to the authorities.

Yes, but we know better.

These are sophisticated dance moves with great meaning.

Yes, it will take our scientists many centuries to interpret what he is saying through the language of dance.

Yes yes. The probability of him urinating in his own pants is zero.

PMPost Malone

A million tracks, I need it cash, cake...

Did you catch that, Smart Butt-head? He's is expressing his earthly desire for fornication and a carton of smokes.

Ah yes, yes indeed.

PMPost Malone

[his hand is down his pants] ... but it's different...

Oh look at this. He is paying tribute to the god of fertility.

Yes yes, by placing his hand near his Earth penis,I believe this is how they pledge of allegiance.

Yes yes.

The Earth penis is a much less intelligent organ than our space penis.

Yes yes, primitive 16-bit Earth penis, yes yes.

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