[Post Malone is smoking a cigarette and dancing in a very awkward and disorienting way outside a pool]
Take your bitch, give her back, insane, sent her packing, she was acting...
People less sophisticated than ourselves might assume that this is a man stumbling around intoxicated in his own backyard, and should be handed over to the authorities.
These are sophisticated dance moves with great meaning.
Yes, it will take our scientists many centuries to interpret what he is saying through the language of dance.
Yes yes. The probability of him urinating in his own pants is zero.
A million tracks, I need it cash, cake...
Did you catch that, Smart Butt-head? He's is expressing his earthly desire for fornication and a carton of smokes.
[his hand is down his pants] ... but it's different...
Oh look at this. He is paying tribute to the god of fertility.
Yes yes, by placing his hand near his Earth penis,I believe this is how they pledge of allegiance.
The Earth penis is a much less intelligent organ than our space penis.
Yes yes, primitive 16-bit Earth penis, yes yes.
I do not understand what he appears to be doing now. What is the meaning of this, Smart Butt-head?
He's is performing the ancient moves necessary before immersion in the basin of purification.
Ah, yes indeed. Yes, I believe you are correct, Smart Butt-head. Yes.
Humans must reach the exalted state they call "krunk" before immersion into the pool of infinity.
Yes, yes. That pool, like the wisdom of Post Malone is infinite.
Second verse, second verse, yay, second verse...
This is very good, Smart Butt-head.
Yes yes, very good. I do not understand why it was not nominated for the Space Oscars.
Ah, yes. It is a travesty.
Post Malone has become quite wealthy doing this.
Yes yes, it is no wonder the earthlings have made him their king.
What do those words on his face mean?
They mean one thing, Smart Beavis. "Kidnap me, and probe my anus."
Perhaps we should lure him into our spacecraft with a forty-ouncer and a pack of cigarettes and take him to our home planet for study.
Yes yes, forty ounces is the optimal volume for malt liquor.
Thirty-two ounce does not get you messed up sufficiently, and fifty-two ounces is too heavy to hold.
Yes yes. Do you think he would mind being probed?
I do not think he would mind, or notice.
CH − Previous episode Cooped Up" feat. Roddy Ricch CH + Next episode The Power Station, "Get It On (Bang a Gong)
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