FSFemale shopper
Ugh! White trash, lousy officer, piece of... [sighs in disgust and walks away]
[The security guard began to laugh stupidly as Beavis and Butt-head laughs with him]
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Female shopper
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Did you pay for that, ma'am?
FSFemale shopper
Yes.
May I see your receipt, please?
Yeah. Heh heh. May I see your slit?
FSFemale shopper
[insulted] Excuse me?
Uhh... could we like rescue?
FSFemale shopper
I don't think so!
[The security guard arrives at the scene]
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SGSecurity guard
What are you doing with your jobs? Let me handle this! [to customer] Did you purchase that, ma'am?
FSFemale shopper
Yes, I did!
SGSecurity guard
[embarrassed with shame] I apologize, ma'am for misunderstanding. It was just a cavity search. [laughs nervously]
Yeah yeah yeah. Heh heh heh.
[Furiously, the shopper slapped the security guard in the face]
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