Security guard: What are you doing with your jobs? Let me handle this! [to customer] Did you purchase that, ma'am?
Female shopper: Yes, I did!
Security guard: [embarrassed with shame] I apologize, ma'am for misunderstanding. It was just a cavity search. [laughs nervously]
Beavis: Yeah yeah yeah. Heh heh heh.
[Furiously, the shopper slapped the security guard in the face]

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