Johnny Cash quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Kind of evil make me want to grab my submachine.

Beavis

Whoa! This is pretty violent.

Butt-head

Yeah. Enough is enough.

First time I shot her...

Butt-head

Whoa! He shouldn't have shot that chick. She's pretty hot.

Beavis

Yeah, really!

Butt-head

I would've taken her off his hands.

Beavis

Yeah, you know what he should have done? He should have fired some warning shots in the air, and that would have scared her away. And then I could score.

Butt-head

I guess if a chick has to choose between dying or like doing it with you, you might actually have a chance of scoring, Beavis.

Beavis

Yeah, I know! That's why I was suggesting it.

[on a hill with a Bible] Been ten long years since the devil laid his fiddle at Johnny's feet, and it burned inside his mind...

Beavis

Whoa! Look at this guy!

Butt-head

Yeah. Who's he talking to?

Beavis

Ummmmm... I don't know.

... to tempt the fiddle player, for he's just a mortal man...

Butt-head

Is this, like, one of those priests?

Beavis

Um, yeah.

"The sin of pride," the devil cried, "is what will do you in."

"I thought we had this settled. I'm the best that's ever been."

Butt-head

Who's that? [mockingly] "I-thought-we-had-this-settled-I'm-the-best-that's-ever-been..."

Beavis

He's a wuss!

... or will you let the devil be the best?

Beavis

That dude on the hill is pretty cool.

Butt-head

Yeah. I bet he could like, kick all these guys' asses.

Beavis

Yeah, yeah, yeah, he could! Why doesn't he? A fight would be nice.