[At the barn, Pig is attempting to hit a high note to break a glass bottle.]
If you can't break glass like that freak girl, we'll never win.
Aw, come on, Otis, I'm tired. My throat hurts.
No, it doesn't. That's your soft palate burning with the desire to win. Now try again!
Okay. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaaaa...
Laaaaaaaaaaaaa--[chokes] Ow... Ooh... Ow...
Uh, Otis? I think he lost his voice!
[frantic] No! Don't you see? He did it! It's so high, it can only be heard by rodents and scorpions! Tell him, rodent!
[playing cards] I don't hear nothing. How about you?
SScorpion
[playing cards with Pip] Nope.
No, this isn't happening! Okay, don't panic, it's fine. You know what, it's fine. He still has a few hours to get his voice back.
Actually, he's due on stage in 20 minutes.
YOU AND YOUR TRUTH! Milk me, come on! [takes Pig]
I love a good train wreck.
[Mrs. Beady exposes Otis and Pig's act.]
They're making a mockery of this show, which embodies all that's great about us as a species!
Lady, your vigilance has saved this show and made you a national hero!
Oh, and that's not all. They're also talking barn animals. They live next door to me and have wild, ritualistic hoedowns all night long!
You had me, and you lost me. SECURITY!
You got it! Who wants tater tinys? [a floating spatula smacks him all over his body] Ow, ooh, ow, ouch! You know, you could just say "no".
What? What are you talking about?
[The lights flicker, making the animals gasp.]
Um, that can easily be explained.
[The TV flickers, a toaster pops up toast, and a drinking bird rocks.]
That is somewhat less explainable.
[A ghastly shriek is heard.]
And that defies all known logic and reason. Welp, I'm off to Tibet. Good luck with everything!
This has all the earmarks of a haunting. Otis, did anything weird happen while you were building your fun shack?
Weird? No. No, it was really easy, actually, after I removed this big, flat rock. [holds up said rock]
"Here Lies Winky". Otis, this is a tombstone!
[terrified] A tombstone?! Otis, you woke up a g-g-g-g-g-- [Peck slaps him on the back] apparition!
[Everyone clamors in panic.]
Guys, guys, relax! There is no such things as ghosts.
[The tombstone floats out of Otis' hands and beats Otis on the head with itself.]
I'm guessing we have a ghost here. But I'm sure he is way more afraid of us than we are of him. [the tombstone hits him again]
[during the séance] Ghostly chanting, ghostly chanting, chanting ghostly, chanting, chanting, chanting, show yourself!
Where'd you get that ridiculous mumbo jumbo?
Right here in the Big Book of Ridiculous Mumbo Jumbo.
BBadger
Mail call! [tosses some letters to Otis]
Thanks, Badger. [looks through the mail] Man, I feel great! I mean, nothing, but nothing, could ruin a wonderful day like this. [spots one letter then screams as a thunderstorm appears behind him] Krouser Krebs? It can't be! [takes out a note and reads it] "Hey, Beef Boy."
KKKrouser Krebs
[voiceover] "Long time, no see. Get ready. I'll be coming for you at 10 A.M. tomorrow." [echoes]
Dude, for the last time, what's bugging you?
Ugh, fine! I got a letter today from Krouser Krebs.
Krouser Krebs? I've never heard of him.
You've never heard of him? Check out this flashback. [a flashback shows Otis as a calf wearing a propeller hat] Not a day would go by when I wasn't bullied by Krebs.
[singing] La-la-la-la-la, someday my head will fit my body
[Suddenly, Krebs's shadow looms over him]
[voiceover] Well, well, well. If it isn't Beef Boy. Time to take a stroll down the meat aisle. [punches Otis from offscreen] T-bone, rump roast, filet, sirloin... [laughs] Now let's see what we got in the dairy section.
No, no, not the dairy section.
2%, 1%, half and half... [laughs] Why are you squirting yourself? Stop squirting yourself. Clean up on aisle 3. [laughs] See you tomorrow, Beef Boy. [walks off]
[Back in reality]
Clean up on aisle 3. Clean up on aisle 3. [sighs] Krebs found me and he's coming for me at 10 A.M. tomorrow.
[looks at the watch] It's almost 10. Krebs will be here any minute.
And I'm so ready! [the others cheer] Yeah, I got my bags all packed and my flight leaves in two hours.
[voiceover] Yo, Beef Boy.
[As Otis hides behind Abby, Krebs approaches closer and his shadow becomes small revealing that he is actually a duck. Krebs quacks. The other animals are confused]
Hang on a minute. Where's Krebs?
What do you mean "where's Krebs"? He's standing right there.
You mean, uh, behind the duck?
Otis? No, I haven't seen him.
No, not behind the duck, Krebs is the duck!
[The others look at Otis, gaze at Krebs for a moment, then laugh]
[Peck and Freddy approach Krebs]
We heard you're looking for Otis.
Otis is there, if you want him, you'd better go through us.
Hey, look, i don't want any...
[Peck and Freddy laugh]
You're in for it now, beak-face. You know why? I'll tell you why. Because we were the barnyard's champion taunters six years running.
Look, look, guys, i just want to talk to Otis, you see, I recently-
We know you are, but what are we?
[Peck and Freddy laugh again, then high-five each other]
I'm warning you, cut it out.
[The duo make goofy sounds, taunting Krebs. Krebs's head throbs and his eyes bulge up, turning bloodshot. He then blabbers and shakes with fury as Freddy and Peck look at each other, worried, then spins into a fight cloud]
Run away! [he and Peck try to run away from the fight cloud, but Krebs yanks them in, beating them up; poking out] Mommy!
[Abby gasps; Peck and Freddy are thrown into the barn doors]
He can't do that to our friends. Come on fellas. [charges toward Krebs with Pig and Pip at his side]
No, don't! He'll tear you into pieces while enumerating the parts of your body in an insulting fashion!
[The trio leap and begin to attack Krebs, but are caught in the fight cloud]
NNarrator
Two-hundred and thirty minutes later...
[Krebs continues beating up Pig, Pip and Duke]
[laughing] Oh, mercy! Come for the stupidity, stay for the butt-whupping.
I can't just stand here... To the well! AAHHH, WELL! [jumps in the well]
[In a clip called "Ask Dr. Pig"]
Hello, I'm Dr. Pig, and I'm here with the word about bullying. Bullying is a misdirected attempt at attention rooted in anger and frustration. [Krebs bursts through the wall and starts beating him up] Ow! Hey, I'm a doctor! Don't hurt me! Help! [Krebs throws him, leaving a hole-shape of himself in the wall of the barn] Whoa! Oof!
I'm warning you, duck, I wrassled gators one summer on an internship. [spits in her hands]
[Abby does a ululating war cry, causing Krebs to become enraged again. He screams in a similar fashion before attacking Abby]
[as he watches Krebs beat up Abby] Oh, no, not Abby. Now he's gone too far.
[after finishing Abby off] I'll ask one more time. Where's Otis?
I'm right here, Krebs. And you're done pushing my friends around.
Otis, finally. Listen, I just want-
Have at you! [beats up Krebs] Duck sauce! Spicy wings! Crispy meat roll! DUCK À L'ORANGE! [belly flops on top of him]
[The others cheer for him]
I did it, I faced my fear. [suddenly, Krebs lifts him up off of himself] It's like I feel a foot taller.
[Krebs spins Otis and throws him against the barn]
[Looking at Otis, Krebs lifts his wing in a fist, then holds it out to him]
Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
[looking confused] Huh? What do you mean? [as Krebs helps him up] Aren't you going to pound me into a pulp and use my ego as a chew toy?
No, Otis, I come here to apologize for being a jerk to you as a kid.
