Pigster, snack-tify us!
You got it! Who wants tater tinys? [a floating spatula smacks him all over his body] Ow, ooh, ow, ouch! You know, you could just say "no".
What? What are you talking about?
[The lights flicker, making the animals gasp.]
Um, that can easily be explained.
[The TV flickers, a toaster pops up toast, and a drinking bird rocks.]
That is somewhat less explainable.
[A ghastly shriek is heard.]
And that defies all known logic and reason. Welp, I'm off to Tibet. Good luck with everything!
Otis, I'm scared!
[climbs on Otis] Me too!
This has all the earmarks of a haunting. Otis, did anything weird happen while you were building your fun shack?
Weird? No. No, it was really easy, actually, after I removed this big, flat rock. [holds up said rock]
"Here Lies Winky". Otis, this is a tombstone!
[terrified] A tombstone?! Otis, you woke up a g-g-g-g-g-- [Peck slaps him on the back] apparition!
Oh, that means ghost!
[Everyone clamors in panic.]
Guys, guys, relax! There is no such things as ghosts.
[The tombstone floats out of Otis' hands and beats Otis on the head with itself.]
You were saying?
I'm guessing we have a ghost here. But I'm sure he is way more afraid of us than we are of him. [the tombstone hits him again]
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