There won't be a reception; female spotted ferrets eat Their mates' heads on their wedding night!
Look, marriage is all about compromise. You give a little; she eats your head... [Inga eats his head and the animals scream; muffled] It's okay! Just a little love bite.
Grab him!
[The animals pull Freddy's back from Inga's mouth]
Come on!
Dude, she has lockjaw.
Abby, quick, the spot remover! [grunts] Now!
[Abby and uses the spot remover to spray off the fake spots]
[muffled at Inga's mouth] Are we married yet?
[looking surprised] Huh? [from off-screen, she spits out his head; tumbling Freddy onto the side of the hole] Freddy, you're not a spotted ferret! You lied to me!
Inga, I can explain.
[packing up] No! The wedding is off! And to think, I almost ate your head! [walks off sobbing]
Baby, don't go! I can change!
[rushes to Freddy] Freddy, she was eating your head!
We were working through that!
[walks up] Hey, where's the happy couple? We got you a panini press. [Freddy bawls hysterically as he walks away] I knew I should have gotten the fondue set.
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